I need to take a piss

soulskier

soulskier

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but cannot, i've already had my limit of two glasses of water

when I first pissed in the cup, I came up short

i think i'm having performance anxiety

suggestions?
 
so i walked into the bathroom at work the other day and saw the head of the department washing his hands. He then proceeds to have a conversation about my carreer aspirations and goals, all the while i am at the urinal trying to piss. I pissed like a champ, and spit flawlwss carreer game at the same time. I was pretty stoked; i dont have a shy bladder.
 
Happened to me once too op... I just had to wait it out because it will come. But don't go in too early to try it and not make the lIne again. Good luck
 
update: the nurse walked in told me i had 15 more minutes..said if i went over they would have to cathedar me. damn near overflowed, thank you for your time
 
Sounds like he had to piss in a cup at the doctor's office and got stage fright, but the nurse said if he didn't hurry up they were going to put a catheter in his pee pee hole, which gave him the necessary motivation.
 
is cathedar when they stick a small stick in your dickhole? cause thats my #1 fear of things going into my body. i'd rather be stabbed than have a stick in my penis
 
Nothing more akward than the bathroom conversation with a co-worker.

I can do it just fine, but man is it always akward.
 
i seriously hope that nothing bad ever happens to my weewee that would require such procedures....
 
Had surgery on one of my kidneys when I was an infant. Had to go to the doctors for testing every year until I was about 10 or so. Catheters were involved in the tests.

They would have you focus on blowing on a pinwheel in hopes of distracting you from the pipe they were feeding into your dick.

Needless to say, I cannot look at pinwheels the same ever again.
 
Hahahahaha... I don't get it in the least, I'm pretty sure I could pee on someone while I was having a conversation with them. I have a friend who's actually an incredible hardass that gets like the worst stage frignt I've ever seen tho. Think long ski trip and stopping three times because he couldn't go the first two times he stopped.

Finally I was like "Dude, hold your breath while you're undoing your belt/zipper/buttons whatever and ONLY let out your breath when you're ready to rock. When you let out the breath, the pee will come too." I was just fucking around but it worked and the dude was stoked, so maybe try that?

 
I've been there. I literally sat around the lab and the waiting room drinking from the water cooler for 2 hours and with like 2 minutes left before the place closed I finally got myself to piss. It wasn't performance anxiety in my case though. I was just an idiot and pissed like an hour before I was supposed to take the piss because I just figured I'd be able to deliver when put on the spot.
 
for clarification i think my biggest issue was going in i thought it would be a blood draw, so naturally was nervous and had to take a piss. then i was empty until they mention the cathetar at which point, i poured it out of my shoe
 
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