I need tips on turning myself into a grape.

[ohmythugaim]

I see this thread title in my threads and it always makes me smile a bit inside.

 

[Totes_Magotes]

Quite possibly the most hilarious and simply genius comments on all of Newschoolers....

 

[Nufity]

Your wit could rival all of ns mysterious ns poster from 10 years before....

 

[thenightman]

fucking gold

 

[.WALDO]

how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

purple because ice cream has no bones...

why did timmy fall off the swing?

because timmy was fish...

 

[RagingSkier]

if you had a dick in your ass and a dick in your hand and only 1 arm which would you take out first?