I need tips on turning myself into a grape.

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Nine_Milla_Killa

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I think if I try hard enough I could turn myself into a grape. Anyone else ever try? I need some tips/advice. Thanks

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
i can help you in about 20 min

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[Chemist] 185, fuck me running. Where did you get this shit?

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[Chemist] ...Oh

 
Hurry up, one of my legs is turning purple!!!

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
Watch Charley and the Chocolate Factory and do exactly what the girl who turns into a blueberry does.

Its not how good you ski, but how good you look in the lift line that counts.

Jibbin' For Jesus
 
no what i think mammothpunks was trying to say was 'go squeese yourself into a bucket and make wine'

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'look i can turn my brain off... la la la la la la la la la la la lala la la lala la al la... whoa! how long was i out?'
 
yeah the title of this thread is definitly one of the most funny on'es i've seen...then i went on to read it

i dont know why. this was damn funny.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Well I haven't done it for a while but let me do some research and I'll post an article.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'

*I love Matty Enns*
 
Well I took a long shower to try to help the process, but I only succeeded in turnign my fingers, and toes into raisins. Close, but not quite. I need to concentrate a little harder now.

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
Yeah, it seems like you skipped a step there... have you staked yourself?

Emily Bennett is a Lizard King-loving Sex Goddess!

'I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I want to get my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames!' -Jim Morrison
 
Hey if you succeed, just don't chuck yourself in the microwave aye..nasty things happen.

What gravity?
 
and if you turn into a grape don't feed yourself to dogs. cause that'll make them sick.

leaving today:( for a whole month. what'll I do w/o the ocean??
 
Crawl up into a ball and go sit in a vinyard for week. If that doesn't work, i think your screwed.

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Andrew

SUVs suck!

Let the snow countdown begin

---4 months for the Midwest---
 
Ok I got it!!!

I turned myself into a raison earlier, and as depressed as I was, I went out for a few beers. After a half dozen, I noticed my skin becoming more elasticy. After another 6, my skin was becoming more purple by the second! Then I figured it out: I would reverse the flow by adding liquid to my system! So after another dozen beers, I had finally turned myself into a grape!!!

Congratulaions me!!!

Why was the cookie crying?

Because he was feeling crummy!

Why was the kleenex dancing?

Because he had a little boogy in him.

What is the color of a mirror?
 
Congrats Matt! Rosie likes grapes so you'd better not come over here after all, she'll eat you! What colour grape are you?

~ Today is the tomorrow you were dreaming of yesterday ~
 
typing must be a bitch when youre a grape, hopping around on the keyboard like that...

~~Ride hard, you can rest when you die.~~

I like the beat and the size does matter

I like the bass when it's big and phatter

I'm on the floor and there's nothing better

I like the beat and the size does matter

 
Hey dude, could you like go to a blood donors place..get them to take a few bags from ya... then put the bags in some storage for like a year and then give them to me?

Stoked... getting pissed off a skier grape.

What gravity?
 
haha maxcox

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
I am so thirsty all the time, being a grape is hard work! But if I dont drink I will turn back into a raisin. Oh well, crack me open another beer will ya?

Hey everyone, I'm a grape!!!
 
it's not funny any more.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
i have nothing to add. this thread was perfect!

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Yes, Harvey is definatly an 'ASS RAMMIN DICKHEAD' - Jibtech

 
eat lots of grapes and grape juice and then lay in the fridge for 4 days and then go to the swimming pool and float there for about day and then roll in the dirt and the dump some grape juice on your head and then presto...your a mutha fuckin grape

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
dude drink a ton of saltwater and then ure system will be all water starved and then just go to a tanning booth for like 3 days.

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
Hey i have a couple of grapes in my pants

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
all you need to do is get some purple paint... and a few buckets of sodium-nitrate... then once yu have those jump off a high bridge because your not funny; in fact, you are so unhumurous that killing yourself is really the only choice you have.

 
oh pleeeeaaaasse! i have proved myself to be retarded?? certainly you are mistaken my friend, as you can see you were clearly the one writing about 'how to become a grape'. why do you have to be so choosy?? you're already a fruit.. does it really matter which fruit you are?

 
Yeah he acutally did

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