I need tips on being a thug when i ski.

feezy

feezy

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i need to know the best/easiest/cheapest ways to get thugged the fuck out when i ski. basketball jerseys? bling? what the hell do I need?
 
see... thats some good shit.

and leather is hot right now, correct?

i am thinking of sprting a b-ball jersey over my jacket...

good idea?
 
Very good Idea. Or get an 5XL jacket by SouthPole and unzip, rock equal sized jersey underneath.

Anything baggy will do, say BITCH a lot. Take half bloodclot/half harlem.
 
Okay here it is. 3xl white tee under a 2xl black tee to show off both black and white, carry two guns (lightweight guns) so it doesn't weigh you down and to have even balance on jibs. Then get a single xl throwback jersey and hook it into your pants for so it can hang and flow in the wind showing how fast and steezy you are.
 
make sure your a big asshole. either diss everybody else tricks. or just dont talk to anybody and act supppper cocky.
 
but i am not a real thug.

i ski.

no one who skis is a real thug.

but i will damn well try to act like a thug.

ill be the best thug ever.

is it okay if i just spraypaint a fubu logo on my jacket and pants and have my friend who does graff do a fat albert piece on my jacket?

does that work?
 
if i take a cheap jacket u can spraypaint shit onto it, my friends did it with a cheap puffy all over it and it looks sweet, it doesnt come off or anything
 
get a jersey that's about 6 sizes too big an shorts that are so big they fit like normal pants would. no gloves. doorag with your goggle strap underneath it and of course the spinner bling. Then you'll get shot by the real gansters
 
Don't even ride up the lifts. Just kick it at the base area and in the parking lot all day. Make sure to have fake lift tickets to sell.

seriously though, you are fucking retarted for even making this thread
 
OOOOOOHHH!111!!!!!

Scalping tickets.....

hella gangstuh.

fuck yes.

ok. so throwback jersey, doo ragg. ghetto blaster. Two 9mm's. and an Escalade?

this better make me better at rails.
 
pick up a hip-hiptionary and use some choice from it in every sentence.

brass knuckles help too. maybe some gold poles to match your teeth?

can you install some rims on your boots, you know like the DaDa shoes?
 
fuck yes.

GOLD FRONTS!!!

OR PLATTNUM!!!

SCRILLA!!!

FER SHEEZY!!!

dude... poles plated with 24 karat gold bitch.

DAMN I'M TOUGH.
 
hahaha..and at the end of the day you can slap their asses as hard as you like cause they'll be so cold that they won't feel anything anyways lol
 
say fuck the police then have sex with black women while blasting niggers for stealing ur fried chicken and wheere 5xl everything and where a du-rag under ur helmet

But wait if u want to be thug don't ski cuz niggers dont like the cold
 
thanks guys for all the help.

ooh, and if you have any tips on getting on/off the chairlift or that carving thing i always hear about...

send em my way.
 
first of all, the second you put gold on your teeth they become teef.

second of all, most are removable.

i am the epidomy of anti-ghetto fabulous. i'm like rock/punk/pissed off/drunk/band guy... and i want platinum fronts something fierce. i think i've been living in the city too long.
 
i need a posse. holy shit.

who wants to be in my posse?

come up with a name for me...

(something) Crew.

insert anything and you are in.

shit, we are gunna be pros in no time, right?
 
as much velour as possible, then cut your self all over an be like i got shot in a gang war
 
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