I need some ridiculous ideas

babujib

babujib

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so basically im a football player, but i blew out my shoulder so i cant play football this year. instead, im playing JV soccer with a few of my friends just to stay in shape, i need some shit to wear to make myself look like a goon. i already am thinking a neon headband to keep the flow back along with getting my shorts in a size small, what else could i do?
 
i would shave my legs, but thats kinda gay, and my schools one of those uptight schools that doesnt allow facial hair unfortunately
 
dangly earrings. or just a big hoop, like a pirate. and of course, old school neon oakleys, the kind that look like a rainbow windshield.
 
kick it with some nice reebok classics and some knee high socks, i XSmall wife beater would go nicely.
 
haha. if you injure yourself in football, you always have soccer to fall back on. i cant think of any other clothing you could wear, but i can think of a bunch of actions that will make you look like a pro.

1st- act like you are injured every time you trip over someone's foot, then once the ref throws a card, get back to your feet.

2nd- if you take a shot and miss by 20 yards, act like it was wicked close and get down on you knees and cover your face with you hands.

3rd- whenever you score a goal, you have to act like its the greatest thing that has ever happened in the history of mankind, even if you were already winning by 7 points.
 
i fully intended to do so, were already planning out team goal celebrations and as far as wearing a beater and shit i cant really because its like a team uniform but ill throw some NS stickers on it or something
 
take pictures!

but yeah, get reallly small shorts, grow a stache, grow your hair real long, wear tights

neon old school glasses that make you look like robocop

all are awesome
 
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those with a sweet headband, mustache, wrist bands, and short shorts would be epic
 
wen someone on ur team scores(you too, but if someone else does itd be funnier) take ur shirt off and run around the field screaming and waving it above ur head
 
oh and every call against your team, yell at the ref (not enough to get kicked out tho)

and every call for ur team, tell him hes doing a good job
 
okay every time someone steals the ball from you be like "COME ON REF!! that was such a push he was obstructing me!!" or just go with the classic fall and grab your knee screaming. then get up after the call and be like huh...feels good as new.

every time you steal the ball, just call the kid a pussy. it really pisses them off.

if you score a goal run around with your shirt over your face screaming "SAY MY FUCKING NAME!! SAY MY FUCKING NAME BITCHES!!! we had a kid do that last year, but serious hahaha.

try to start fights with kids. call them grass fairies just to be really hypocritical and kick them in the back of the legs going for the ball. step on kids feet right before they go for a ball. it pisses them off, and they'll try to talk shit but won't do anything cause they are all pussies. it's hilarious.

if a kid ever pisses you off and is behind you going for a ball. act like you're gonna do a move throw your elbow and spin, it looks accidental and you elbow them in the face. [claim] i broke a kids nose on tuesday doing this, it was badass. [/claim]

that's all i got

 
shave NS into ur leg hair.....if ur half sasquatch like me....or ur hair whichever u prefer. this kid on my rugby team would come with either a pink,purple, or rainbow bandana, a xs shirt that was like from 1983, his hair would be a mess, and hed challenge anyone including the coach to gay chicken.......the only person he lost to was this one kid who came out bi 3 months later
 
and for the 3rd one u gotta pull ur shirt up over ur face and run round with ur arms out.. and u have to do lunges for warm up. tell us how it goes
 
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