I need some pussy pranks

SkiMN

SkiMN

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Forks have been used twice now. Some people were gonna put his car on blocks, I want to get it with post its, are those harmless? I've been through the searchbar stuff but I can't find stuff I would consider doing to one of my teachers.

 
turn all of their stuff around

desk, chair, papers, file cabinets, anything

im serious, it will piss them off so much, i dont even know why
 
Wait until rain is in the forecast. Collect at least 40 cardboard boxes from your local grocer claiming you need them for moving or something (it doesn't matter what you say since they just crushem anyways). Proceed to construct a large pyramid blocking their drive way. There is nothing more annoying than having to move soaked cardboard. It goes from 1lb to 20lb and many times will rips to shreds. Plus its always fun/impressive to construct large architecture. Take pictures and you may get credit for drafting class.... or arrested.
 
Put a pebble in all of his tire hoses, it makes them leak out slow so he has 4 flat tires but it wont do anthing to them.
 
I have recently heard that you can stick dried spaghetti in door locks and break it off, making it nearly impossible for the key to function until you suck out the broken pieces by vacuum.
 
steal the headrest and put it in their trunk, like in the far back. you can't get into trouble for that, but lots of misery for the driver
 
take her school bag, take everything out of it, turn the bag inside out, put everything back in it and do the zipper back up the best you can.. its guaranteed to annoy + pretty funny for everyone
 
Anyone watch the My Name is Earl episode where all the kids were doing pranks on the teachers???

Try any of them ooooorrrr to be really bad try the ones the teachers used on the kids, like the car exploding.

Or you could set up like one of those novelty horns in the guys car, it would be a wtf moment.
 
yeah seriously, for some reason i thought it would be pranks on an actual pussy aka. axe wound aka. vageeen aka poon .etc. then you said 'forks have allready been used', and i immediatly believed you were a pretty fucked up person, involving forks and a pussy in any way. but it seems like you wanted to prank a 'pussy' or commit a prank that was a 'pussy' or week thing to do. so i have nothing to contribue on that matter, lol.
 
yea, the boxes are a good idea, or take the boxes and do what someone eslse said and build a big structure, and if it rains, thats just icing on the cake. also you could put shit (dog shit, any kind really) under his car door handle so he cant see it, then when he opens the door he's stuck his hand in some variety of shit. also you can order pay on delivery dvds (porno's, for the extra little touch) to him, i'm talkin like a ton of dvds that come like every day and stuff. then theres always the order pizza to his house, and watch as the pizza guy comes back again and again, but you have to be close to the guy's house, like be able to see it obviously.
 
Rub icy hot into his deodorant if possible. We did it to a kid on our baseball team and he was nearly crying, make sure you get enough rubbed in.
 
just order 50 pizza's to their house, that one is always good. they cant do shit either. ps order from a payphone
 
saran wrap the car then spary paint it

harmless freaks them out

then its a bitch to get off

its funny it happened to my freind once
 
OR you could call there her parents if its a girl and be like, we've got the test results in for _______ and shes pregnant.
 
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