I need sex and money

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rebel

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We'll start the bidding at $500

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i bid 550 !

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-Matt

I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
 
come on ladies. just look at his icon, how could you resist

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-Jon

go
to jibij
 
thats what im sayin

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-Matt

I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
 
Look at his icon, ahaha a poor mexican man shit there are ton's of them and if you take one you must take them all.

Just kidding mexican's kill it!

"Plus I saw Nick (Calskierx) throw the sickest Rodeo 7 off a natural hit this year on them. He did brake his full face helmet though".....Skimasterflex

 
600 + a blowjob...come on keep this auction going

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
too ritch for my blood... damn

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-Matt

I am so takin' the waffles... that's right brandon. I took your waffles

*NS SKATEBOARDERS*
 
$300 and my left nut. it's all i got man...

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

reppin' the dfp

keep it real.
 
ehh if i wasnt poor id try and outbid these fuckers, but i can prolly find a hooker for a lot less so i wont bother

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
$987654321.123456789

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
now that he is over and done with, i'm next in line, who wants to bid on me?

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
jay, you should swindel all these kids and say that they all won, but that they need to claim their prize on diffrent days. No one would ever know...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
I think you just let the cat out of the bag.

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-Last Element Freeskiing

-'Hitler was a smart man. He came up with more ways to cook a Jew than George Foreman did to cook a piece of meat.'-Skiierman
 
You've all won. Contact me to find out when you receive your prize.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
whenever you want.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
How about "I'll be over in 5"?

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
steal a pig. fuck it then sell it, you should be able to satisfy your urges and make a cool $300.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

-221

nigga4life on green christmases:

10 pounds niggaz shit is green fo real

stacken Gs niggaz
 
i dont want him im. a dead beat bidder who did it for the thrill of bidding. put him up for auction again and complain about me not paying like on ebay.

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
o shit wrong quote this is the one i meant

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
Would anyone like to donate to the Jonas Train Wreck Fund, 'cause I just got served.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
well you can whore yourself to 500 fat chicks for $10 a piece or 50 really fat chicks for $100 a piece.

Or a pair of fat twins for $500

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
i dont like where this thread is going

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i am Sum Ting Wong praise me- Sum Ting Wong july 5th 2004
CANADA KICKS ASSS
 
The money doesn't go to Jonas, it goes to people like me who get maimed by his stealth-like insults.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
Wait a sec. Are you saying you'll charge me $1000 or you'll pay me?

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
who cares? go for it!

at the very least, you'll get one of your two desires

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"please use the search bar, convieniently located on the top right hand side of you screen unless you dislexic which in that case it could be anywhere" winterkid33

Screw this I'm going skiing
 
I too need sex and money..... can I have seconds after jay's done?

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- Ian
 
I don't not want to fuck Jonas.

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'Itâ??s a wonder I havenâ??t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
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