I NEED MONEY HOW DO I GET IT FAST

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hello all,

I am a sophmore in college, and, despite what you might think, I worked my tail off this summer. I worked as many hours as a could at Red Robin as a server, and ended up netting 2500 dollars for the year. I thought I was in good shape.

It turns out Im not. Sophmore year is very expensive, as I am not only an alcohol imbibing individual, but also a member of the water ski team (very expensive) and a fraternity (also very expensive.)

My dilemna is this: my college town is in the midwest and very small, and as such, the majority of the student jobs i have checked out have been filled already. Both with the city of Oxford and through Miami University itself.

Any advice NS? How do i make some cash, excluding prostitution, selling drugs, gambling, and splooging in test tubes for cash.
 
"Any advice NS? How do i make some cash, excluding prostitution, selling drugs, gambling, and splooging in test tubes for cash"

well, thats my ideas out the window.
 
aight heres what u gotta do.

find some hudson kids and jack there money.

theres a ton of them down there cuz its the place that the rich douche bags from hudson go.

then when they realize they've been jacked, become friends with them, so you can jack them in the future.

oh and i go to hudson so don't worry bout them cuz there rents will wire them money.

if you wanna go about this legally, look at all the boards around the campus that are asking for clinical drug trials. i'm thinkin that they'll pay pretty well.
 
You're university seriously has no student jobs!? There are always student jobs at my university, most of them are just not as great, stuff like delivering mail, moving tons of chairs and tables, and manual labor shit like that. I bet if you go to your career center at your university they will have a bunch of part-time student job listings, go check it out.
 
seriously, what is the point of a frat....i was in a sorority but i quit because i was so tired of everyone complaining about each other, while accomplishing nothing in a whole year
 
Seriously sell weed. Its not really a drug if you think about it hard enough.

Plus stoners usually aren't sketchy so you probably won't get arrested/stabbed.

Outside of that, you start a company called Ass Ticklers Faggot Fan Club and advertise in the back of a gay magazine, saying for $20 you can ship them a dildo with the very best in ass tickling technology. After lots of people send you checks, you send them letters back saying you couldn't get the materials and you've enclosed a refund check. Watch how many people don't cash that check because they don't want their bank manager to know that they're tickling asses on their days off. Then watch a Guy Ritchie movie.

If you are decent at writing, a website called writerswrite.com will pay you like $10 for each 500 word essay you write. If you speak english well enough you can bust out like one an hour.

Get involved in a pyramid scheme, blackmail someone, wander the streets at night checking unlocked cars for money and ipods, start an internet company, wander around with a sign saying "insult me for a dollar" (theres a bum on venice beach who makes hundreds every day with this), rob vending machines, or pay phones. Steal tip jars.

All of these things are pretty morally bankrupt but your obviously not working much if your pulling $2,500 a year at a place where you get fat tips. So go for it. Its all about commitment.
 
A good way of making money that was popular a few years back is you scrounge thrift stores for overlooked stuff, like antique stuff, and go to an antique shop and sell it for higher than you bought it.If you do your research and know what to get and where to look you can make a shit load of money.
But like everything you have to work hard for it.As for me, I'm reffing hockey games like theres no tomorrow and am barely on track for COC this summer. As soon as I turn 16 I'm gonna try get a job and work my ass of I guess.
but back to the thread, I think maybe drink a little less, you'd be surprised at how much you can save with relaxing your drinking habits a bit, I don't mean completely stop drinking, but if you're downing say 5 glasses a night maybe cut it back to 3? or if you're buying 2 six packs a week (just an example I actually have no fucking clue as to how much college students drink) make it last maybe a week and a half?
I dunno just throwing some ideas out there I really can't help you too much because I honestly have no idea what you're going through still being in highschool but hopefully you can figure something out.
Also try getting rid of your credit card if you have one right now maybe? (highly unlikely ya, but who knows) and instead make a budget plan. Calculate your income, then subtract rent. food. gas, utilities or whatever and then use the rest for drinks, frats, chicks and what not.
Good luck
 
As some one who gets paid by the hour, I always dream finding a way to get more money and do less. Unfortunately, I get pied by the hour.

You have really excluded many legit, and not so legit .. yet lucrative opportunities. Sperm banks, plasma, and clinical trials generally pay poorly, but you don’t have to do very much. If time is an issue you may run into a few problems, like the amount of clinical trials you can register in at once, many sperm banks don’t allow daily deposits, and you can only give so much blood before you need blood.

Selling weed is probably your best bet. Your in college, you have access to massive market. test the waters, ask a few stoner friends "what if.." if it looks good go pick up a QP. you can really clean up selling weed if you don’t smoke it, and selling to people in your class is low heat (Don’t take phone orders, do deliveries, or let people stop by your house).

I cleaned up writing papers for people in university. They did the research .. ie provided me with the articles or resources, and I wrote the paper. It was easy and depending on the weight of the paper I adjusted the price. 50-100 bucks was the going rate. It took more work than selling weed, and was equally illegal ... maybe worse if you consider what achedemic probation can do to your plans of graduation. Then again, I live in Canada ... selling weed is less criminal than selling smokes to kids under 19.

Let us know how it turns out. Good luck.

and PM me if you can hook me up with a 1/4

 
find your nearest satanic church and stand out front and sell your soul, you name the price. i'd go with $50 a pop to see how things go first.
 
these are all good ideas, and i know youre well intentioned, but wait to you get a tiny bit older. its not as easy as it sounds. that being said its good youre a hard worker, thats a head start.
its rough man, its easy to live outside your means no matter how much you make. you always want/need more than you can have.
 
1. Don't drop your fraternity. In the long run, it's a great decision. I'm in a sorority and while I want to drop sometimes, I have great friends and GREAT connections after I graduate. I have job recommendations from some amazing and influential women, all of whom have feelers in literally any place I want to move after college. Further, the house pushes me to develop new skills and friendships. Stick with it.

2. It's been said and it's your best bet: donate plasma. $25-$50 a pop. At our plasma bank, you get $100 if you donate 2x a week. Look around and figure out your deals.

3. Why don't you tutor peers/local high school kids in something you're good at? My friends pay me to edit their essays or help them write research papers. I speak Spanish so parents of local kids pay me to have conversation tables with their kids. Sometimes I teach swim lessons. Find something you think is fun and put yourself out there. Easy money.
 
agreed

unless your in some super cool ski frat, or secret society that's essential your success in life .. even still, if they type of job you want requires you to have mad hook ups on the inside, and you cant rely on your own skills and ability to gain adequate employment ... then that's probably the type of job that's going have working and ass kissing your entire life.

Fuck the frat, save your money. Think for your self and achieve on your own. Dependency is weakness.

Get skiing now before your chained to a desk and moved to the east coast to avoid the negative effects of downsizing.
 
you could do what my boyfriend does, he taxis drunk people home from the bar so they dont get DUIs, and he brings a friend with him to drive their car home too. he usually makes $200 a night on weekends.
 
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