I need a speech, NS

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Gavajabra

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For speech class I need a speech (preferably funny) from anywhere, movie, play, plain old speech, anywhere. The only criteria is it has to be atleast 2 mins long (no more than 4), has to be funny, has to be appropriate (I can say bitch and shit but if it starts using fuck, fucking, or any other variation of the word its bad). So if you can think of any good speeches let me know
 
"I have a dreamsicle..."

Like the ice cream thing?

I dunno I saw it on a shirt... But you could use something from southpark/family guy if you wanted a funny speach..
 
Do a speech on how lazy you are and tell all the lazy bastard strategies you employ to try to get someone else to do your work.
 
Dicks, Pussies, and Assholes speech from Team America

(might be to vulgar though)

The Down with Canada speech given by mrs. broflofski in South Park, BL and Uncut. Or pretty much any monolougue given in that movie
 
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