I need a SKI POEM

Yeezus

Yeezus

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i searched the searchbar and even googled it. i need a short story or poem about freestyle skiing. It has to be about a hobby of yours. It is due next monday!!! i really need a good one and my brain has been having brain farts and i cant write anything. I am not good at english though so i need your help guys. It doesnt have to be very long. you can give me little phrases or whatever. i can use them to make a story or a poem. Anyone who helps will get 10/10 karma. I dont want to plagiarize because you get expelled at my school. And lastly i would like for it to have reference to freestyle skiing. Or just shreddin it up in POW. please use some ski terms if you can.
Thanks to all that help!!!!!!
 
not really a poem, but it kinda works.

The skier's prayer - John M. Dunn.





Our father who art in Heavenly Valley

Hallowed be our game

Thy snowfall come

Thy slopes be fun

At Vail as they are in Maine

Give us this day our daily passes

And forgive us our off-piste trespasses,

As we forgive those who tresspass in lift lines

Lead us not into temptation

But deliver us from rainstorms

For thine is the powder and Gore-Tex

For ever and ever.

Aspen



 
ohhhhh shit that is tight bro. but did u make that up tho? or did u copy that from somewhere. i can make a re-re-re-remix of that. haha.
still i need some more ideas please
10/10 for you though. it made me piss my pants
 
there was one going around that was like:
sagged pantswide stancefat skiscork threes
yes, it's short, but it pretty much sums up freestyle skiing. your teacher would give you a solid C on it....
 
ahhahaha. dude this is makin me piss my pants sooo bad. all these are so good and its freakin hilarious how you say its C quality. haha
 
I think i got this one from this site awhile ago.

Who am I

or anyone

To hide the pain of the world

beneath snow?

To see everything through rose-colored goggles?

To be joyous and happy, satisfied and content

While so many others will never

touch the snow, or know

What it feels like to be free

I think we wait for winter

because we see the bare earth covered

I think the reason I can’t sit still

is that no one is meant to deal

with reality without escape

Just as the boulder field becomes a pillow line

And verdure forest floor becomes a white carpet

To be happy, we must pad our reality

Make jagged edges smooth

Be able to float while dragged down

We cannot see the world forever as bare

Like seasons, each view deserves it’s due

But to live to see it bare again

Snow must cover it anew
 
hah this is dope too. but do you know if any of these are plagiarized. like so my teachers cant find them on the internet. ++K for you anyways
 
one i wrote right now:

i like to ski because it is fun,

you can do it in the sun,

or when its snowing,

and when the wind is blowing.

you can huck dope d-spin 7s,

and afterbang the shit outta them, its like heaven.

and then do dope doublecork 1260s over chad's gap,

but you cant find it on a trail map.

then go to the park and slay rails,

or do switch 5 tails,

pretzels are fun too,

theres so much that you can do.

powder days are amazing,

you can ski pow while youre blazing,

you float and huck cliffs and its really cool,

much better than school.

skiing is really sick,

its dope when you learn a new trick,

i cant really rhyme,

but when you ski, you always have a good time.

end.
 
well mr creative engineer, how about you do your own middle school homework and make up your own poem?
 
i was just waitin for you to say sotin u little piece of shit! just fuck off. i am not good at writing stories. Everyone has sotin bad about them at school so just dont fuckin comment on my threads if you dont have anything positive to say. And i actually did write some at school today and i handed it in. its not as good as some of these but its still pretty good. So just fuck off bro. i clearly didnt say anything to you anymore cuz i didnt want to talk to you so if you wanna start shit go ahead. ill get my people to fuck you up bad so shut up
 
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Haha thanks kid, you make my day..
 
my mom is a teacher, and the way she checks for plagiarism is by just typing a phrase in google advanced search.

so if youre gonna plagiarize, check advanced search first.
 
ha you just get all your other 12 year old friends to take my karma!!

omg ma day is ruined!

One more time for kicks!

 
OMG KARMA. wahh. and im not 12 and ur a fag. u probably have NO friends. u have the gayest(no offense to those out there) ns name. U think u know everything. again, ur a fag. maybe for a change dont comment on my threads. little BITCH
 
Shit guys, keep your problems off public forums. It really just makes you both look bad.

On another note,

"Here I sit, in self pity

Staring across the city

Come on snow fall, set me free

Close the schools and let me ski"

...you are awesome. That is actually a sweet poem. Sounds pretty heartfelt too :P
 
lol everyone I have no clue who this kid is.. he just makes me laugh, if you say anything about him he'll write you back a story telling you to fuck off and hell fuck you up!

If he doesnt do that he'll just message you describing how hes going to add a motor to a dolly because apparently friction is much stronger than a human being. ha we need a motor to push a camera and a tripod around..

Also saying my name sucks? I guess I should follow in your creative path and use jibberish, or steeze in my user name.. no ones done that before!
 


Is this a ski which I see before me,



The ski toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee;



I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.



Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible



To feeling as to sight? or art thou but



A ski of the mind, a false spk creation,



Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?



I see thee yet, in form as palpable



As this which now I shred.

Oddly sounds like Macbeth.....
 
dude just leave. just leave. and dont ever comment on any of my threads. Ur a plain fag o just leave. And you should follow in my creative path bro. U'z just a plain gay ol hater. ima say it again. just leave. and i will put a motor on a dolly biatch. so u can suck it. hahaaa
 
everytime you talk this is all I see.. ha but come on jib squeak show us a picture of you!!
 
mhm...bro u wanna see a picture of me. maybe soon. but not now buddy. but i got sotin for you to do though while you wait....go suck some dick. and dude. seriously dont comment on my threads. u dont comment on mine, i dont comment on yours. if you didnt realize it yet, i really dont want to talk to you bro. so just leave. Trying to get some help for english hw is not a big deal. your the one whos making it a big deal. if they didnt want to give me some poems, then they didnt have to. ill admit that im not the best at english cuz im polish, but you seriously gotta screw off and stop bothering me cuz its really pissing me off. im trying to avoid you so just seriously leave. appearentally, no one else here comments on my threads saying "come little 12 year old mr engineer of the year. lets see you write your own stories. hahaha. im so cool because im telling someone that they cant be an engineer and get some help on english homework. ahah. im so bad ass." People are actually helping me out cuz they are nice and not douchbags like you. if you gotta problem with my ideas or my threads, then dont say anything. Every time you look at my thread, remind your self of that picture. i dont care. im sick and tired of people like you who think they are the shit and can tell everyone what to do. you should seriously get some counceling onn how to not hate on people so much. so ima say it one more time so you get it in your head.
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i dont know how to post pics on newschoolers but i hope this works
 
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you both are so highly embarrassing, you sir just over reacted. no one needs counseling because he said have creativity, dont take it so straight to heart, same goes for the other kid
 
im not takin it straight to the heart. its just that every time i have an idea bro. this kid comes in and starts hatin on me.i cant even ask for help on a poem without him gettin all on my case. im not embarrassed right now. i just want this kid to just stop talkin to me or anywhere i am. Primarily on my threads!!
 
haha Im just fucking with this kid and he takes it sooooooppper serious. Ha just like fucking with a troll, but hes not a troll, just unique!

and pip squeak, you say you dont comment on my threads? Then how come everyone of my threads was bumped by you? Not really avoiding me if your opening all my old threads and saying something lol

Write me another story telling me how I should fuck off! lol
 
thank you.. we straight now. no negative comments on each others threads?? cuz im up for that
 
6518352:Yeezus said:
ahhahaha. dude this is makin me piss my pants sooo bad. all these are so good and its freakin hilarious how you say its C quality. haha
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6520847:Yeezus said:
OMG KARMA. wahh. and im not 12 and ur a fag. u probably have NO friends. u have the gayest(no offense to those out there) ns name. U think u know everything. again, ur a fag. maybe for a change dont comment on my threads. little BITCH
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Buddy, if you weren't twelve why are you spelling like you're mentally retarded. Idiot. lmao.
 
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