I need a ns name for my gf

Scratch_Sarahs_back

but she has to be all open and tell us how often she plays with her dildo and such.
 
yes you are.

well...how about

sarah.takes.it.from.behind.

or.

sarahski

or

skisarah

or

wehadsexonagondola

or

kylesgirl

or

sarahsalty

or

saltybreathsarah

 
1. lima bean six

a sexual position in which you slightly resemble the number 6 or a lima bean. also an enigma observed in the shoulder lean by young dro ft T.I.

1)yo nigga, i was lima bean six'n that bitch real hard

2)i lean and get lit, lima bean six

ha
 
Sarah.switchback

Backsack.sarah

rideme.backwards

switch.my.sarah

sexual.sarah

sarah.beats.switch

bamboo_dildo
 
mynameissarahihavescratchsnadrideswitchimnewtonewschoolersandmybfhadtomakeathreadtomakemyname
 
AHAHAHAHAHAH that is definately one of my favorite clips on the internet. yeeeeeee muthafuckaaaaaa skate tomorrow. i only work while your sleeping. fuckin faggot preschool kids
 
MyNameIsSarahAndICantMakeMyOwnNameBecauseIAmRetardedAndAmDatingAKidFromNewSchoolersDOTcomIAmGoingToDumpHimInAWeekAnywayHeIsPrettyLameAndIsntVeryGoodInBedHopefullyIMetThatKidBitchAssPhatzAndHeOffersToRapeMeThatWouldBeGreatHisCockIsAProteinFueledOrgasmFactory

if that's too long you could always go with 'Cock Slut'. i don't think we have enough of those around here.
 
oh i have to use hyphons.

My-Name-Is-Sarah-And-I-Cant-Make-My-Own-Name-Because-I-Am-Retarded-And-Am-Dating-A-Kid-From-NewSchoolersDOTcom-I-Am-Going-To-Dump-Him-In-A-Week-Anyway-He-Is-Pretty-Lame-And-Isnt-Very-Good-In-Bed-Hopefully-That-Kid-BitchAssPhatz-Will-Offer-To-Rape-Me-Again-That-Would-Be-Great-His-Cock-Is-A-Protein-Fueled-Orgasm-Factory
 
i got it too.. i just had to realize (read post) that i needed the 6. that shits copy-pasted out of urban dictionary so hhe obviously doesnt deserve(sp?) any credit
 
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