I need a good saying to put on a martial arts t-shirt.

Luc.

Luc.

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i am in mixed martial arts and need a good saying to put accross the back.

hit me up with ideas.
 
no i need something intimidating. like my buddy got "tap, nap, or SNAP!"

that isnt intimidatnig but you get the idea. lol
 
howabout: "after I pretend to try to talk us out of this dispute peacefully and we get through the cat fight that will follow would you care to join me in a game of d&d?"
 
how about:

With karate I'll kick your ass

Here to Tiennamen Square.

Oh yeah, muthafucka,

I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.

You broke the rules,

Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,

You muthafucka.

You muthafucka.

 
Kyle betrayed me, and then he lied, tried to hide, and I died deep inside, and you know the reason why....
 
You want a taste of my gen wo sou?

Im gonna give it to you now

Who likes my chop stick

hit you in the shin with my little ass dick

yellow

if you want to see me

eat jello

Never seen nothing like me before

I can kick you

higher than you can kick me

I can kick you way up into a tree

who wants a taste of my oul long tea?

ho ha ho ha ho he he

everybody in the phone book named chang

wanna see my wang?

never could king kong hit a gong with a bang

whaaaaaa

Everybody wanna see me shoot a fire ball.

thats not right not in real life

you will fall down

and break your leg

everyone wanna see me break a leg

but I dont

because I like fried rice

and I aint that nice.

-Brians Freestyle-
 
zing!

whatever that guy said in napoleon dynamite

"you want a roundhouse kick to the face while i'm wearing these bad boys?!"
 
mmmBYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

or i like wax on wax off

or i have a blackbelt in imakickyoass

there all good
 
kick..pucnh... its all in the mind. if you want to test my ill do you fine. from pa rappa the rapper
 
something from remo, even though chiun is korean.

You move like a pregnant yak. Sit.

Monosodium glutamate.

The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

now for from rush hour 2.

All he wanted was some Mushu.

If you ain't gonna shoot him Kung-Fu his ass or somethin'.

I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!

Then they will cut off our egg roles.

I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.

DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?

 
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