I need a good lie

[CoonKiller]

So heres the deal,this girl wants me to come to a party on saturday at her house(her parents are going away)and she wants me to stay over.....BUT my parents dont really trust me very much right now,due to various reasons,what is a good lie to tell my parents so i could go.

 

[ArnieP]

Tell them that you are going to get some action.

If they are cool, at all, then no problem!

 

[SteezyOhio]

ya, just tell them your off to pork your girlfriend for the night, and you will be completely shit faced unable to call or text them, they should expect you home at 2 o'clock sunday, and if your not home by 6 then you went to get pizza.

 

[neutralzombie]

haha. can you stay at a guys house? then say that... my friends having a party, and so i'm gonna stay at billy's...

 

[prontocuts.com]

^^ and make sure your friend thats the guy is in on it incase your parents call his house or his cell

 

[T.L.]

Camping trip with your friends church youth group. I used that once with ZERO questions from the rents. 'Church trip' automatically means supervised wholesome fun to parents.

 

[Frank_Spinatra]

pick a nerdy sorta-friend who your parents know and be real serious about how you have some important project to work on. Then go slay some pussy. Wear a rubber.

 

[Mr.Panda]

if the family is atheist this one will never work though......

 

[gmack24]

you only live once man, the benefits outweigh the consequences tenfold

 

[dunkaroos]

this
just go for it

 

[CoonKiller]

im probably going to do the freind idea,thanks for the help

 

[PattyFow]

i dealt with this same situation for many a year, basically you just say your going to a friends house. one that your parents trust, or find to be responsible or whatever. then you actually go to that friends house for a bit so your not totally lying, call parents from their house or whatever so they know your actually there, then you both head off to the party, or if he cant you ditch that kid and get yourself some poon.

 

[GORlLLA]

Yea just say youre spending the night at a friends house. BEst bet.

 

[p-fo]

cell? hahaha

 

[jack+]

that would be - karma from god

 

[Abc567def]

haha i lol'ed, and i can't believe that worked...

 

[powderdream]

don't get too crafty, just do the damn thing.