I need a Girlfriend

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skipimp_

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So I was thinking, after watching 'You've Got Mail' I thought I could hook up with a hot chick llike meg ryan....and who skis. My picture is in my profile 'Liftee hard at work' and I require a down deposit of 300$ before I meet you.

thank you.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
yeah i just watched 'youve got mail' too and was thinking the same thing. Comeon ladies iv'e been single for a while and i need a way to get over the last girl. I'm a nice guy but i dont pay (much) for sex.

 
i'm available on wednesdays.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
i can hit the G-Spot with my tounge, and im seious its fucking huge its like Gene Simmons from KISS and its grown its down to the bottom of my chin, i can lick my elbow and i can touch the middle of my nose

 
^^so i guess you must get paid extra for giving blow jobs

I have never poured out beer, even to put out a grass fire-Hank Hill
 
what a pathetic way to pick up chicks

Live every day, like today is your last.

SEASON 04 --> Call me the bus driver, cuz im takin you to school!

NORTHEN REPRESENT
 
Ok rule #1 you cannot have 'pimp' in your name if you cant even find one girlfriend.

The Olson twins are Michelle you sick little baby fuckers.

The Jews invented tornados.
 
IM PRETTY SURE HES JOKING!

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mikee: What is money laundring? Ever since office space ive been deadly curious.

lanemeyer: It is what is says.... basically just washing cash so it's clean and new looking, therefore worth more...

 
i find most girls are only a rude comment and an assgrab away from fucking me.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
your first mistake was turning to the internet to find a gf, second, you are looking on a site that is 99% male. other than that, you are pretty cute.

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-ski for life- Just say f@$# it and huck it!

~pain is weakness leaving the body~
 
you dont need a girlfreind. you need a buttplug.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
#1 - If you don't know me, don't think you have the right to judge me or even talk to me for that matter, unless you have something intelligent to say.

#2 - Just cause you want to be like me, doesn't mean you need to take jabs at me.

#3 - This thread is I need a girlfriend...if you're a guy who Isn't interested..why did you click on it again?

#4 - Please specify if you are even a guy or girl....it makes it that much easier.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
1.) I'm from Russia

2.) I own a buttplug

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'haha god bless ssubsetnce abusess'-benditto
 
1.) i'm a guy

2.) i'm not intrested

3.) i still clicked on the thread, got a problem with that?

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

-Dave

 
haha this is funny. dont pick on the poor guy cuz he cant get chicks! if hes nice he'll get one but dont bitch at him because he put it in a post... you didn't have to read it! the internet is a great way to meet ppl! you cant say you havent hit on anyone on here!

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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,

but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is,'

* Barbara Bush
 
hahhhahahahahahaha, g-spot. I'm so very sure you can find the g-spot, and with your tongue...sorry, but this is why people make fun of you.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine.'

Me- come here doggy

Karl-I dont think he understands english man

Alex-yeah, it is a GERMAN shepherd
 
Yes lane, how you doin.....still got the NS addiction in ya eh? good stuff. I never said I can't get chicks. I can't get flaming homosexuals, that's my problem.....those shilly boyzzz.

What's funny is people who have to act like themselves even on a website..It's much more sfun to play around with different personalities and say whatever the hell you want. That's funny.

What, no chillin people come on here? Is that what you're saying? Im real, I don't need your false structured social circles....Do I have a problem with that? Wut, Net Thugs Represent, Im gonnaa cyber-kill ya.

soooo parkin....how u doin sugah?

oh yes, Im THAT smooth.

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$

LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one.
 
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