Hahahah, wtf would threads look like in this cult?
I can just imagine
"so duuude, did you get the new X9000 mower"
"ya man it's so sick and it has 7 inch rims on it"
"word dude so are you gonna go mowin this afternoon"
"nah man, it's snowing, so I'll just sit inside in the mower cult"
"ya man, I hate snow, I wish it was summer so I could mow everyday"