I mooned the president

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Yes. That's right. The president was in Ottawa today, and was going up by Carleton U, which is where I decided I might as well check it out. I was planning on just giving him the finger, but it appeared too many people already had that one in mind... so I got the brilliant idea of mooning him. Thankfully, there weren't very many security guards or police around and shit (hey, it is Canada, we have like 30 policemen in the entire country), so I figured there was no danger. Now of course I didn't go running out on the road in front of his motorcade, screaming and slapping my ass, because I don't know if they have snipers or whatever set up on the rooftops ready to pop a tranquilizer in my ass... but it was a good time. I saw that moron giving his stupid wave out through the tinted windows of his motorcade, so I'm pretty sure he saw me. I was the only guy in the crowd with my back to his and my ass hanging out... so it was a good time.



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Heh, what would be funny if you a mob of people just randomly starting throwing dildos at his car. Now that would have been hilarious.

 
it would have been cool if as his car went by everyone turned there backs to him. And then a bunch of people moon him too.

 
you know that if they see that you wrote this, and thay are probably looking for you, you will get some file somewhere. Since your in canada, if you were here, theyd proly prosecute for something, terrorist mooning or something, like you could be Durdurkadurk from durkdadudk

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Hahaha, that's awesome. You should have written something on your ass cheeks, though.

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if you were making a statement you shouldve shot him, it wouldve been more effective. apparantly the canadians wanted to throw him in jail for being a war criminal.....or so says howard stern this morning anyway.

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^well i'm not sure about that, but there sure is a big anti-bush vibe in canada

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haha that's awesome. nice work!

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you should have tried to break the window and punch him in the face

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And with one swift drop of your pants i congratulate you are your greatest achievment in your life be proud u really got him good!!

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funny story i mooned ever one else who hates bush it was fun

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i was just watchin cnn and bush goes, i would like to thank all the canaidans who came out an gretted me and waved........with all 5 fingers(he then preceded to do his evil laugh)

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can you imagine if you got sniperd in the ass?

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you should have showed bush the real 'bush'

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id be worried about him coming over and puttin it in your ass. then saying

'oh i thought you were Cheney.'

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Yea, I just told my parents about it... they laughed, but were kinda pissed too. They were like 'One of those secret service clowns might have shot you, or tackled you and killed you. Don't pull stunts like that.'

I replied 'But I had to, if Bush doesn't like my white ass, he can turn around, or not look at me. It's just an ass.'

It was a good time though. A buddy of mine had a pretty funny sign he made that said 'My penis loves Bush'. But he got that shit taken away by some flamer in orange that looked like a construction worker. Police Enforcement in Canada is like, a couple shaggy idiots with sticks. All the American dudes had like shotguns, cool shades, brush cuts, and were like 250 pounds of sheer muscle. Thankfully, they were all on bikes, or in suburbans, and not out to get me.



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Some ppl skipped schoool to protest in Vancouver and some ppl were wearing black stuff too.

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I think it would have been best if everyone had signs that said 'You suck' or something, yet they were still jumping up and down cheering and smiling like everything was normal.

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thats sweet, i wish that i could have been there! i would have done that with you!

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skiing what i thought this was a porn site and every one i was talking to were sexy ppl ..i thought skiing was a sex term we all uesed. damn!-twintiprider

 
i heard we spent 5 mill on sercurity for his visit here thats sooo gay if soo

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

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I dont see how you can spens 5 mil for some street closures and cops on the corners..

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^ bush thanks those who waved with all five fingers

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Best part of that article:

'Further aggravating the situation were critical comments from Chretien's spokesman, who called Bush a 'moron,' and a member of Parliament from the prime minister's center-left Liberal Party, who, referring to what she called 'damn Americans,' concluded, 'I hate those bastards.''

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man, arent u cool, u really showed bush!! and we can thank canada for all their help in cleaning up the country, middle east to be specific (ie-Iraq).......thanks for nothing bitches......

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go damned bush cost Ottawa 3 millino dolalrs and stopped traffic for 2 days. Piece of shit. He should have just stayed home.

 
lmao thats great....i really hope he did see u mooning him...im glad i was stuck in school today, so i didnt have to see bush, or hear about him.

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personally, i think that as a canadain, whether you like bush or not, you have to realize that his visit to our capital was much needed. i think that all the kids that yelled at him to go home wasted their time. i mean, canada and the usa have issues right now, and bush sitting in washington will not help resolve them. him visiting ottawa will.

so if you complain about the beef or softwood lumber dispute, or how hard it is to cross the border, and then go off and tell bush to go back to america, you are an ignorant fool.

on a side note, nice work justin. even though i dont necessarily disagree with bush, the thought of your hairy ass being visible to the most powerful man in the world definitely puts a smile on my face. yeah d00d.

and about the trouble with the 95 comment, wow, i totally agree, on a normal day i always end up standing on it, i cant imagine how it was yesterday. actually the mary kate/ashley comment makes me imagine it quite nicely.

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it was nice of him to finally visit his neighbor to the north after being in office for 4 years now...prick

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my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
nice, but we do have more than 30 policeman, ottawa spent like 1.2 million in policing ans security for bushes visit!!

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^That was Carolyn Parrish. They booted her out of the liberal party a couple of weeks ago.

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good for her for speeking her mind though

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is she still in office? can you be not affiliated with a party in canada and still be in office?

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