I might stab someone.

if he talked shit to you on aim, you should post his screen name in this thread and have everyone talk shit to him and scare his bitch ass.
 
you could always bro rape him. just grab some jack johnson, a sixer of natti ice, and a game cube. oh, don't forget the axe body spray and the big black dildo.
 
i've been having a problem with a kid similar to that for a long time and im done too. i've rationalized soo many godamn times but he's a self concious bitch and needs to make fun of other people to make himself feel good. me and this kid had problems about 6 years ago when he called me names and shit. he stopped after he got in trouble but now 6 years later hes been being a fucking dick for a few years. i've never even been mean to him or caused anything. its really bad. today i flipped out and told my mom i was going to "fucking slaughter that motherfucker." hah i was on my way to slugging him in the jaw today when out of the corner of my eye i saw my teacher 3 feet away from me. i didn't because i would've gotten suspended and kicked off my golf team, which he is also on. then i was waiting for him to pass by this hallway but he never came. god i hate that douchebag.
 
i know this kid that gives me shit, and i cant do anything about it cus if i win the fight then hes gonna come back with bigger kids and more people and just stomp me and if i lose it won't solve shit, soo i just take it like it is
 
oh fuck and what makes it worse is he's always around his friends. some of which i would just get fucking owned from. also i don't want to fight his senior brother but oh well. im going to knock him right in the jaw. i might even cheapshot him because i know this kid and he is a cheap bastard. i've seen him fight and he fights with cheapshots.
 
why not carry a knife, i've been carrying one since i was like 10, i guess you gotta understand my back of the woods style town. but anyway, i had a simalar problem and found out from his girlfriend that the redneck actually looked up to me for some reason... so i dunno.. i was probably just lucky...
 
if you do, make sure you do it in style so take this yee old mighty one:

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well yea let's hope there's no e-police around, this is exactly the kind of thing they look for, even on alias' accounts.

but yea if by some off chance you're actually stupid enough to consider stabbing someone, and then are somehow even stupider yet to put a record of you talking about stabbing someone on the internet, you need to know something

you're an idiot

if one kid calling you a "fag" is enough to get you ready to stab him, you're not really going places

so uh yea, don't do it.
 
And i forgot to add this, but if you stab the kid your sinking to the level of a native, and you dont want that do you, and if you stab him everyone will lose all respect in you, it takes a man to just ignore that shit, if you really want to get him back, just fill his locker with shaving cream or something...
 
ok dude.... just go take a shit on the windshield of his car then saran-wrap it onto his car..... or do some other prank to him
 
make like jimbo in the simpsons and swing a sack of doorknobs. that'll knock that fucker out, and be hiliarious at the same time. violence with household objects is always funny
 
"My roommate told me what you did after you got stupid drunk.. as usual. I know Amy is annoying, but smashing her furniture and throwing the pieces at Amy's head is NOT a good drinking game. She has to wear a goddamn eye patch for a week now. OK, and number two? Being drunk is not an excuse to piss in the goddamn fish tank."
 
fuck up his car. put sugar in his gas tank. then send him a bag of sugar in the mail from an annomous address. hahahahah.
 
dont respond, it sounds lame but just laugh and smile at him, poeple like that fed off your responce, he is looking to get you pissed off, if you just smile and say thx to him he will get frsuterated, and eventually just drop it
 
Hah 120lbs you couldn't beat up my 8 year old cousin. This reminds me of skiatgore69, r.i.p.
 
hah fuck you guys!!! haha

i am like 120-125, and i eat like all the time nonstop. i just cant gain weight? i guess thats not a bad thing though.
 
take the high road and pretend the motherfucker doesnt exist. If he calls you a fag just walk on by without looking at him or saying anything. He'll eventual realize he's wasting his time.
 
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