I met the tightest cops tonight

Paul-o-Rama

Paul-o-Rama

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so me and my friend were kickin it at this park were all the high school students go to smoke and drink and shit on saturday nights but the neighbors complain about the noise a lot and the cops come and tell everyone to leave. so as i was leaving, this cop car rolls up and i thought to myself fuck, its the 5, i hate the 5 and they opened their window and were like "parks closed, don't even think about going back in there" and i thought to myself "what dicks, i hate the popo" so my friend and i end up at starbucks like two hours later and we are sitting outside and this cop car rolls up and its the same cops. they get out and before they go into starbucks, they come up to us and my friend is freaking out cuz he had an 1/8 on him and he was afraid they were gonna search him or some shit. so they come up to us and the young asian one was like "were you at [Alta Plaza Park] tonight?" and i thought to myself, fuck i can't lie to the police so im like "yeah, we walked through to see what was going on" and the cop was like "yeah well, the park really closes at ten but the neighbors allways call to complain about the noise so we have to say it closes earlier" and im like "oh, ok thats nice to know" and hes like"i know thats were all you go to drink and i have absolutely no problem with that, honestly its cool by me, i know how it is, maybe you should go to golden gate park or somethin cuz there are no annoying neighbors there to be pissed off" and at this point, im like what a chill cop and im like "yeah, thats probably good" and he goes inside to get a drink with his partner. when they come out, my friend is wiping a piece of dirt off of his gucci shoes and the second cop with braces and hella rubberbands on them is like "man, i love those shoes you have on, they are fucking sick" and im liek did a cop just use the f word? then the other, asian, cop comes out and is like, "hey, you guys can't pick up chicks here, you have to walk that way, thats where they all are" and i was like "sick, maybe i'll head over there." then they got in their car and left. I think my image of cops is perminatly shattered, and i now know i have some cop friends in car 1005 but i can't expect all cops to be that chill.
 
its a living...

but dude you live in San Fransisco. Theres gonna be chill people no matter how fucked up their occupations are.
 
the last sentence is so true. There are very few cops that arent complete dicks. all the ones ive delt with are compleate assholes even if your not doing anything wrong.
 
yeah, i know thats why i thought they were dicks to start off, someone once said that a cop was one of the only jobs were people hate you before they even talk to you because the only time you deal with them is when they pull you over or catch you or shit
 
im definatly not saying that their arent nice ones out there but i just havent had any luck finding any
 
so true, exactly he was so pimp in it, anywhere else, it would have seemed gay, but not good ol' SF

YAY AREA FO' LYF, YADADAIMEAN?
 
dude, you don't even know my friend, how would you know he looks pimp? so no, i don't yadadaimean. yadadaimean?
 
yah dude, i was tryign to take some photo's of a parade, and there were millions of cameras around me, and i'm using my D30 and my tripod is all set up and then some people are like do you think you can move so out baby can see.. i was liek thinking in my head a fucking baby wont rememberthins and i sont think it really cares.. but i moves slightly over and the cop was like move back and i was like ok so i moved back a little bit more but not as far as i moved ahead and the lady was liek can you move and i thaught whatever i'll move it just a little bit over jsut so the mamy can barely see, but to where the people are happy.. and i thauhgt it was the pirfect spot and then mr dick head cop is like if you dont move back then you can leave and i was liek if i move back any more the people beside me cant see.. and i want them to see, and he was jsut liek if you dont move back i'm going to break your camera... at this point i was like seeming mad and if he wasnta cop and if he was a security gurd or somethign he would have been decked the fuck out.. but he was a cop, and i was like you have no right to threaton me and i have told you i'm trying to make you happy and the people that are beside me, and i have been here waiting for photo's and that i am trying to get some good shot's and what not for my family back home, and then he was liek leave before i have you arrested. i was liek go ahead and arrest me you have nothign on me.. it's jsut unwanted paperwprk for you so it'd be hurting you alot more then me.. and you'll also have to explain why you made a threat to me.. and i told him that i was gonna tell the force that he had made a threat to me for telling me to move when there was no reason for me to move, and i was trying to be nice for everyone, and he had made a therat to break my camera... but seiriosuly if i could remember his name i seen it and i was gonna write it down when i got hom, but i forgot.. and yah but that was the worst expeirenece for me into a cop cause where i grew up i never had confrontations with cops and i didnt care about them never beens stopped driving or anythign.. and yah i wanted to just kick that guy's ass fuck if i see him off duty he is soo getting it mother fucker..
 
Cops are dicks because they deal with criminals all day. Think about it - most of the timet heyre dealing with people who are jackasses . actually pose a danger to the cop. Therefore they get wound up and a little edgy. I will now demonstrate this in a short story:

This summer, back in Ottawa, I was hanging out with a bunch of my friends, smoking chron and drinking uhh ... juice. NIgga what. I mean weed and beer, I cant talk ghetto. But anyway, were downtown and one of my buddies decides to piss on a cop car. Actually I may have drunkenly suggested it as an awesome idea. BUt we didnt notice the other cop car parked right across the street, funny how shit like that happens when your too high to walk in a straight line. And next thing we know hes being handcuffed. I an understand that the cops would be mad, theyir cop honor or whatever was being violated, but they started acting like such jackasses. Like telling me and another friend to "go home before you get beat up" and all this shit. basically trying to act all hard, in the way that a grade nine bully in a middle school does. And we werent dangerous or anything...hmmm..So I have defeated my original proposition. Cops are dicks.
 
cops put on a big act when they're on duty. I know 2-3 cops who are great to talk to, when they're off duty. When they're working, they have to look "tough"
 
haha, I know exactly that color. my grandfather lives in nantucket, and there is so much "nantucket red" aka "salmon"
 
Your buddy pissed on his car! don't tell me you wouldn't be a little mad if you saw someone pissing on your car
 
Yeah fuck the police. I don't care how many nice ones there are. There will always be more assholes. I know a kid that got blackmailed so hardcore. The cop was like "we have witnesses that saw you driving away from the scene." The funny thing was the kid didn't have a car. He told the cop that he didn't drive that day and the cop goes "We can make it look like you did." Seriously, my friend learned in MIP class that 44 percent of the cops in our town of 40 thousand do nothing but looking for high school parties and drug users. Go solve a fucking murder or something.
 
thats the the other 56% do you fucking douche. no respect for cops huh? look at 9/11 you fuckin douche. get over it. what you do is fucking illegal if you smoke or drink or whatever. don't write a check your ass can't cash. scumbags
 
To KLD. You are a fucking retard. How old are you. Next time think about what you say before you post because you sound like a retard.
 
cops here steal yo' shit

a freind of mine got busted for having 5 grams of weed, but he knows that he had 6 grams
 
"he knows" wow man yeah just fucking blame the fucking higher authority. thats all you little kids do. maybe his friend was just guessing. you think the cop would risk his job for a gram of weed. immature shit.
 
dude he was completely sure, they were all weighed out and in 6 individual bags

dont be a dick and fucking call sombody you dont know immature because of one comment i dont care if you dont think the cops stole it, just dont go fucking judging people
 
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