I managed to hurt my throat skateboarding...its impressive.

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strongmark

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ok, so i was skating at el skatepark today trying to learn back tail 270s. i did a couple, but wanted to do it on the whole box. so after a minute, i went back, not realizing that the rollerbladers we all adore so much had waxed the box that clearly needed no wax at all. i guess they need some serious slickness to get fly on those things. so i went to do it, locked in, slid for a bit, slipped out, and hit, of all things, my throat on the corner of the box. this is the result:

radical.
 
jesus...ok last try.

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you should say its a hicky from a black bear, thats a better story. but that shits gnarly man, fuck waxed boxes
 
havent seen you post on this site for quite some time, well since when we discovered that you were claiming to be two different people that you posted footy of.
 
you should pick up rollerblading since you suck at skateboarding haha.

just kidding everyone...

(sort of)
 
its not very easy to learn flip in stuff on whole boxes, or switch stuff, or most stuff. so theres a completely legitimate reason for that. and skateboarding doesnt have lame trick names like fishbone and mizou or whatever theyre called.
 
havent seen you around here in a while. you left for a while cause you got busted for posting videos claiming they were you but they actually werent. so that leads me to believe that picture isnt you either and your story just happened to someone else and you claim its you.
 
yea the other ones are pretty fuckin gay haha. one guy at legacy always does sex changes on the banks an d hes got horrible style
 
there's a sex change heel in appleyard's new circe, er globe ad

it looks kinda gay but its hugely popped

there used to be so many unique characters at the orleans skatepark that we had pet names for like this guy that tried to heelflip into every possible object, like the side of a pyramid, we called him heelflip
 
yea same here at legacy. theres some 30 year old guy who looks like a grasshopper so we call him grasshopper and theres another guy (the one who does the sex changes and boneless shit) who fell on his arm once and it looked crooked so we call him crooked arm
 
wow man that looks painful, my worst hit was when i sliced open my arm while skatin and needed stiches. that fucker was like 3-4 inchs long
 
and i dare you to spell right.

seriously though, why dont you try a 540 misfit to true unity.

both sports are difficult, i just dont care about skateboarding haha. you probably feel the same way about fruit booting.
 
hmm i guess no one read my first post.

this dude is a fake

hes been busted before for talking all cocky and posting videos of other people claiming its himself. how did we know you ask?

1)skin color

2)some skaters were goofy and some were regs. how did we know THIS you ask? we just do.
 
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