I Love you Skbrdingbitch

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OnlineAlien

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they removed my other post i have no idea why... but i love you and your sister are you still up for my previous offer? either of you?

 
For the love of God, man, they don't want to take you up on your offer. Extraterrestrial sex is out of the question. Now will someone PLEASE spork this new Alien?

 
hahaha, alien gets shut down, im sorry dude. do they have aids in your civilization? just curious if you have to bag the snake. if you in fact have a snake! maybe you jsut do it telepathicly

- Chris Mercer

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'My bassist is down stairs getting faded right now, so I'm gonna play some acoustic shit for you guys...' - Miles from Slightly Stoopid
 
was wondering if they needed condoms........and perhaps if he even had a penis. youknow cuz he's from a different planet....god get with it. then have sex like the cone heads. geez, get the 411 on the alien sex skibordingbitch

- Chris Mercer

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'My bassist is down stairs getting faded right now, so I'm gonna play some acoustic shit for you guys...' - Miles from Slightly Stoopid
 
i am still very confused...

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
dude i have no clue who this guy is either, stalker

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
Dude give it up. This is seriously fucking sad. Maybe it was funny for like 10 minutes a year ago but now it is just annoying. And leave skiboardbitch the hell alone or I will beat your alien ass.

-Matt

'If there's grass on the field then play ball.'

 
yea and alien, leave yellow alone or i'll beat your alien ass.....

- Chris Mercer

'We're pro choice, we think everyone should have the right to smoke pot or not' - Sublime

'My bassist is down stairs getting faded right now, so I'm gonna play some acoustic shit for you guys...' - Miles from Slightly Stoopid
 
well atleast i know 1 person loves me....

a KiSs iS A KiSs, KiSsEs ArE tAsTeD. KIsSeS HaVe gErMs aNd gErMs aRe hAtEd, So kIsS Me bAbY, iM VaCcInAtEd!

 
haha, never fear, me and Quebec are on the case with our knorks, but it looks like Harvey got there first, ah wel, its all good

- My Mom Says I'm Cool
 
Lord what has sking come to. next hes gonna come folow her while holding his ' ski Pole'

Peace

jeff Thomas

'Unity Represent'
 
im being stalked too

Message to: mammothpunks

Message from: al_ien

Date Sent: 2001-10-12 21:22:29

CREEPY TIM FROM THE LIGHTHOUSE SAYS I LOVE NEWSCHOOLERS.COM!!!!

Message to: al_ien

Message from: mammothpunks

Date Sent: 2001-10-12 21:26:52

lighthouse is homosexual

Message to: mammothpunks

Message from: al_ien

Date Sent: 2001-10-12 21:28:19

Zodar doesnt like that

Message to: al_ien

Message from: mammothpunks

Date Sent: 2001-10-12 21:36:16

zodar likes to finger his pussy

'eh...do you have a g-string!?' - drunken dion in Scandalous!
 
I got a whole drawer of them, this could be the biggest offensive against the aliens yet!!

Let's start up a new group, top secret, it's called FTA or FUCK THE ALIENS!! yeah!!

- My Mom Says I'm Cool
 
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