I love the police

one time we were at a large party and the cops came so some guys decided to get on the roof and chuck empys at them, they couldnt get out of there car becuase the breaking glass and flying bottles. so they took off to get help so everyone left and went to another house while they were gone.... it was good.....

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im not too fond of the 5-0, and anybody else who responds to this thread be careful of what you say cuz you can get fucked if you use the word police

 
my neighbour called the cops on us because we were jumping off our fire escape into our backyard. we made a big pile of snow, it was fun. the guy asked us, 'are you university students or are you just stupid?' we told him he should come join us, its fun.

anyway 3 squad cars show up came around back and asked if we were having fun, watched us do it a couple times, then said don't break yourself and left. it was hilarious, the guy yelled back again and we told him the cops enjoyed it. fucking tool.

I feel bad for people who don't drink, cause when they wake up in the morning, thats the best the're going to feel all day
 
throwing a party? cops on patrol? throw them off of your route, report a black guy shooting at rich white men across town, there won't be a cop near your kegs until they arrest or shoot a black guy.

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haha thats a good idea

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man 5-0's are crazy mutha fuckas specialy after you hit them on accident with snowballs.....THANK GOD FOR WOODS

 
ya I guess 5-0 sucks for stuff like that, but when your ass needs them to save you its like oh well letst call the cops i love them

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that sucks i was at a party yesterday wit hlike 80 people it was insane and a huge ass house with a movie theatre and shit, it was insane till the cops came and i had to jump like 5 fences hide in a bush and leave ni my car 6 hours later

i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
 
i had to run from the cops once. i went out the back door of a party. 2 months after acl repair so i sitll had a limp. hopped a fence then noticed the fence was half down. got spotlighted ran down an alley way. cop car behind me. hid in hotel 5th floor. watched the cops pull up in the window of the hall. they got out and talked to some people who saw me run by and pointed in some other direction. then they left.

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the best place to hide is under an off duty police car....trust me they never look there.

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Whats going on with partys gettin busted? Are partys illegal in the U.S. or something? or is it the drinking laws??

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drinking laws are 21. so yeah partys arent always good.

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a friend of mine rear ended an unmarked police car on the way to school one day... i only wish i coulda seen the look on his face when a cop got out... but man, it must suck not being able to drink till your 21, iv always wondered if you go accrose the border to canada to get wasted, like how we go to quebec to get wasted.

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being in New Hampshire, a lot of guys go up to french canadia for long weekends to get wasted. fun stuff.

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haha,Thom, iAN should watch out for those unmarked police cars. Who the heel rear ends a polcie car?

Justin the Hick
 
EVERYONE i have talked to fro mthe states goes to Quebec to get hammered, honestly, Tremblant is my home away form home/drinking spot, unless i am too hung over and craz yamerican girls try to get me to buy the malcohol and then their wierd texan boyfriends come and are wearing cow boy boots at a ski hill and i laugh then cry period

Justin the Hick
 
allright, to ellaborate, the cops were outside my house for about an hour shining their lights in the windows and pounding on the doors, while everyone inside was down in the basement with the lights turned off. Then the cops started yelling saying they had a warrant and if i didnt open the door they would knock it down. So i pussied out and opened the door, only to find out they didnt have a warrant. Anyone think i have a case worth fighting?

 
i do, then sue them and them you won't have to get a summer job. Fuck the po!

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yah justin, those chicks were messed up... and yah you for sure have a case if they went in to the house uninvited and tehy couldnt see any illegal activity from the door where you opened it. In law class they told us that if cops ever show up at your house to bust a party and are knocking on the front door, you close all the blings then go out the back door and kick any police in your back yard off your property, then take the cop at the front door for a walk down the street and dont let them in yout house or even to look inside your house, cause they cant go into the house untill they see someone doing somthing illegal, once they do its fair game... at least in canada.

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not if you let them in.

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i went to a party on the same block as a cop shop saturday. nothing happened. they have parties there a lot, nobody ever gets in trouble

 
fight it because if they told you they had a warrant and that was the sole cause the entered the house (the basis of you MIP charge I'm sure), then the fact that they announced they had a warrant (and didn't) adds up to false pretenses. Meaning anything they found, confiscated, and charged people with is basless because they lied in order to get the charges. Good luck getting it to hold up in court though, unless you have witnesses as well, the cops will conveniently forget the specifics of the night and deny any wrong doing (even though the ymost likely don't really remember - and I have testified on behalf of a retired MA state Trooper, so I know the tricks and that they are trained to testify, and how they do it).

Word to the wise, never let a cop in until you either see a gun or a warrant, if they say they have one, they better have it on hand.

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well, im pretty much fucked, cause i just talked to an attorney today and he said that there's no way that i can fight the warrant issue. Now i just have to go and take it up the ass from a judge. According to the lawyer, because my two MIPs are only 2months apart, im gonna end up with 250 in fines plus a suspended licsense for 30days, restricted for 60 after that, community service, alchohol assesment program, and a sit-in on alchohol related trials. Or i can pay this attorney 750 to 'try' and get my latest MIP thrown out (no points on liscense = no increased insurance rate) and possible get my first one taken off my record. But ill still have to get an assesment and take some classes. Either way its a bunch of bullshit and just another example of how fucked up our court system is. What about the all the drunk drivers or the drug dealers that are let free to go because the prisons are so overcrowded?

 
what does the party and shit have to do with your liscence?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
^ it doesn't, but that's how WONDERFUL our legal system is.....if you get busted for possession of weed here, you lose your license, even if you're ten miles from the nearest car

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ya i got a dui and possesion ticket for smokin in my car. i got the dui dropped after $1800 in lawyers fees but still got my license suspended for a year (year and a half cause my trial was 7 months after arrest.)

whole thing costed me about $2500 and i still dont have my license back

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It's great. I've had the FBI, Bomb squad, and SWAT team raid my house on several different occasions.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
cops will lie about everything to get you to talk. don't fucking believe their bullshit!! They will take advantage of you as much as they can. fuck the police

 
Lots of 19 and 20 year old Americans DRIVE across the border from Detroit to Windsor to get hammered and then they DRIVE (drunk as fuck) back to the U.S. and hit Canadians like they are pylons (may or may not be true if you understand Canadian foreign policy).

And then their country comes and save them and they don't end up doing any time at all, and get to keep their license to do it all over again.

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yeah that sucks bro the Po come down pretty hard on underaged drinking its stupid cuz it makes no sense, if people aren't gonna drive don't worry. I'm legal in BC so the 21+ isn't for my physical or mental safety cuz teenagers in canada are just fine its just dumbass laws.

Solution go to CANADA and party as hard as you can and talk to cops drunk and be like Hi ossifer, they love that and don't do shit cuz your legal! I love canada!

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
halloween was pretty chill last year, lots of booze fireworks and cops. lots of jumping fences and running

 
we had that last year too. some kid jumped a fence and dropped a 20 ft drop and broke his ankle. some kid got hit by a drunk driver fleeing the party. then everyone else got away.

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lol, in Vancouver they had a road block on a bridge with a 1 meter gap between another bridge, your about 200 feet up but some guy tryed to run from the cops and thought he could hop over to the other bridge without realizing that there was nothing in the middle, feel to his death

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after a huge party at UW on apple cup weekend we were walking back to my friends dorm (this was after i fell over and passed out on the concrete for 20 minutes). being drunk and oblivious to everything, I jumped into a bush right infront of a cop car. The cop turned their huge spotlight onto me while my friend was yelling at me and trying to pull me out of the bush. Lucky for me the cop drove off and did nothing. Was probably tired of dealing with drunk people for the night.

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the cops suck. we were playing hackysack in the road at 930 at night and some lady called them on us.

'nigga you shit on me, i shit on you, you put a hit on me, i put a hit on you, a eye for a eye nigga'
 
No the cops dont suck it is the Lady that called the cops the cops are just trying to do there job.^

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
i heard about a party where when the cops got there everyone ran out the back and no one stayed... parents got home two days to find a notice from the cops and the guy that threw the party was arrested or some shit like that cause the cops had a warrant... i heard that shit happens alot though haha

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i fucken hate cops, theyre trying to nail my friend for a bunch of b & e's he didnt even do, and even im involved now, they think he broke into the store he worked cuz he had a key so theyre saying that he went in with the key and stole stuff then went back a couple hours later and broke the doors and stuff to make it look like someone broke in, how stupid would that be

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^ So now your involved in it that blows

There is no such thing as shitty snow only shitty skiers.

If it was easy they would call it snowboarding.

 
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