I love spam mail

[Mezmerize19]

I really do. I check my junk box just to read them because I find them

so funny. At one point I counted how many times I won the UK lotto and how many African names they could come up with. This is one I got today that for some reason I laughed at

really hard.

I am Mr. Ming Yang and i have an unusual business deal for you. it is

risk free and fail proof,get back to me my personal box

minghsbc@yahoo.com.hk

Regards,

Mr Ming Yang

I think he might want to have sex with me underwater

Anyone else get any funny spam mail?

 

[jimmer]

haha i just looked in my junk email box and the title of my first one was "HEY! WANT A BIGGER DICK!?"

i think it sounds a bit sketchy.

 

[Dr.Dank]

I got that one today and I opened it.

My dick is 9 feet now. I don't know what to do. Nine fucking feet. It's not as cool as I thought it would be.