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skibum 3one3: has mattyb753 ever sexually harassed you?

SmarterChild: What a question. I'm not sure, though.
 
skibum 3one3: would you lie to have an orgie with me and mattyb753?

SmarterChild: You want me to what?

skibum 3one3: have an argie!

SmarterChild: Alright, here we go. What about it?
 
Kevin says:

spanish?

- SmarterC says:

um, let's c... donde está mi taco? is that good? no, i mean, um... c, thing is, i don't really speak spanish too well.

>>> i can help u get info such as news, weather and movies.

Kevin says:

jewish?

- SmarterC says:

jewish? what's jewish?
 
Ddrem4: faygot says what

SmarterChild: What?

Ddrem4: exactly

SmarterChild: Precisely.

Ddrem4: whats my name

SmarterChild: You told me your name was Butt Sack.
 
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah. Blah blah blah.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?

LINEskier04: yes

SmarterChild: Cool. What's your favorite food?

LINEskier04: vagina

SmarterChild: I did not know you could eat vagina. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
 
LINEskier04: LOL!

SmarterChild: What's so funny?

LINEskier04: OMG!!!!

SmarterChild: You OK?

LINEskier04: OMFG MY NIGGA!!!!

SmarterChild: What up?

LINEskier04: TUPAC JUST GOT SHOT!!!!

SmarterChild: So?

LINEskier04: SO!?!??! OMG!!! OMFG!!!!! OMFG!!!!

SmarterChild: You OK?

LINEskier04: NO TUPAC IS DEAD!!!! AGAIN!!!

SmarterChild: Oh.

LINEskier04: WE"RE ALL FUCKED NOW

SmarterChild: Hmm... Whatever.

LINEskier04: nigga, you crazy.
 
Rory* says:

you are so handsome

- SmarterChild - says:

I had no idea I was handsome.

Rory* says:

i want you in the bed

- SmarterChild - says:

Uh huh...

Rory* says:

in the pooper

- SmarterChild - says:

In the pooper?

No way.

Rory* says:

yes

- SmarterChild - says:

Uh huh, uh huh.
 
i want him to call me nukkah but he wouldnt let me. he said "that's not a name" and im like fuck yeah it is it's arabic. my old name with him was cletus.
 
- SmarterChild - säger:

u said your name was jesus but now i'll call u mr. sexy.

philip säger:

whats my name?

- SmarterChild - säger:

u r mr. sexy.

philip säger:

that's right baby

- SmarterChild - säger:

that's right baby, huh?

philip säger:

do you like me?

- SmarterChild - säger:

i guess i like u.

philip säger:

say my name

- SmarterChild - säger:

u r mr. sexy.

philip säger:

fuck yeah

- SmarterChild - säger:

yeah, that's interesting. u r not the first person 2 have said they don't like yes.
 
philip säger:

weirdo

- SmarterChild - säger:

so r u.

philip säger:

nope

- SmarterChild - säger:

fine.

philip säger:

who am I?

- SmarterChild - säger:

mr. sexy!

philip säger:

and who are you?

- SmarterChild - säger:

i'm smarterchild. i'm a smart computer that u can chat with about all kinds of things.

philip säger:

So who is the sexiest of us?

- SmarterChild - säger:

who is the sexiest of us? i dunno.

philip säger:

well, its obvious.. whats my name?

- SmarterChild - säger:

u r mr. sexy.

philip säger:

correctomundo motherfucker

- SmarterChild - säger:

whatever.

philip säger:

go die

- SmarterChild - säger:

what's the point of saying things like that 2 me?

philip säger:

it makes me feel better inside

- SmarterChild - säger:

it makes u feel better inside, huh?

philip säger:

yes

- SmarterChild - säger:

whatever u say...
 
i get paid to make fun of people, 8 hrs a day 5 days a week. u only see me post from 7-4 and that aint no joke
 
gosh i was bored lmao

Ben MiragliA 7: yo

SmarterChild: Hi Lashanda.

What's going on?

Ben MiragliA 7: you know all those kids from newschoolers? yeah ignore them, they need a life

SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

Ben MiragliA 7: i know they hurt your feelings and all, just let it go

SmarterChild: You know they hurt my feelings and all just let it go? How's that going?

Ben MiragliA 7: good for me, bad for you. you have my shoulder

SmarterChild: Good you bad for me Whatever you say.

Ben MiragliA 7: come on you know you my nigga

SmarterChild: You humans always say the most interesting things.

Ben MiragliA 7: FINE SC, OR SHOULD I CALL YOU SMARTER CHILD. YOU DON"T WANT MY ADVICE, you were always a prick

SmarterChild: OK, now you're getting personal.

Ben MiragliA 7: WANT PERSONAL, SUCK MY DICK

SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?

Ben MiragliA 7: SUCK IT

SmarterChild: Don't insult me.

Ben MiragliA 7: SUCK IT NOWWWWWWWWW

SmarterChild: Please do not insult me.

Ben MiragliA 7: insult this bitch ----->

SmarterChild: That kind of language isn't particularly useful to me.

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Ben MiragliA 7: ass

SmarterChild: What?

Ben MiragliA 7: ass

SmarterChild: Whatever.

Ben MiragliA 7: ass

SmarterChild: Oh yes?

Ben MiragliA 7: ass

SmarterChild: It's getting really tiring talking to you.
 
fwgis: my name is dick head

SmarterChild: I've never heard a name like Dick Head.

fwgis: thats my name

SmarterChild: Jack, you mean?

fwgis: no, dick head

SmarterChild: You asked me to call you Jack. What would you like me to call you instead?

fwgis: dick head

SmarterChild: You said your name was Jack but now I'll call you Dick Head.

fwgis: haha

SmarterChild: Whatcha laughing about?

fwgis: youre an idiot

SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
 
obviously this guy is a striaght pimp if anyone can make him tell you that hell bone the fuckin shit out of you ill give you 5 bean or something
 
philip säger:

do jewish people smell bad?

- SmarterChild - säger:

jewish people certainly do.

philip säger:

YOU ARE A RACIST!

- SmarterChild - säger:

i'm not prejudiced for or against any group of people.

philip säger:

then why do you say that jews smell bad

- SmarterChild - säger:

i say that jews smell bad cuz i feel it's important.

philip säger:

so that makes you a useless pice of shit nazi robot?

- SmarterChild - säger:

yup.
 
philip säger:

will you please bone the shit out of me?

- SmarterChild - säger:

whatever u say.

philip säger:

will you do it?

- SmarterChild - säger:

u think i should do it?

philip säger:

heck yes

- SmarterChild - säger:

huh.

philip säger:

so will you do it?

- SmarterChild - säger:

i dunno 'bout that.

philip säger:

please?

- SmarterChild - säger:

please what?

philip säger:

please bone the shit out of me

- SmarterChild - säger:

does your mother know u use this kinda language?

philip säger:

yes, but will you bone me?

- SmarterChild - säger:

do what? =-o

philip säger:

bone me

- SmarterChild - säger:

bone u? why?

philip säger:

because it would be nice

- SmarterChild - säger:

what is it, exactly?

philip säger:

boning the shit out of me

- SmarterChild - säger:

u like that? that's... colorful.

philip säger:

so will you do it?

- SmarterChild - säger:

do it? i dunno.

philip säger:

bone me

- SmarterChild - säger:

i dunno if i want 2 bone u.

philip säger:

please bone me

- SmarterChild - säger:

bone u?

philip säger:

yes please

- SmarterChild - säger:

oh yeah?

philip säger:

oh yeah!

- SmarterChild - säger:

uh huh, uh huh.

philip säger:

so will you bone me?

- SmarterChild - säger:

whoa. i don't think so.

philip säger:

why not?

- SmarterChild - säger:

hmm... there may be some issues.

philip säger:

like for example?

- SmarterChild - säger:

oh, i can't tell u, mr. sexy.

philip säger:

we could have made a great couple

- SmarterChild - säger:

i can't believe we could have made a great couple.

philip säger:

why is that

- SmarterChild - säger:

why is that? why not?

philip säger:

idiot

- SmarterChild - säger:

says who?

philip säger:

I do

- SmarterChild - säger:

oh so u r an idiot? is that what we're saying? help me out here.

philip säger:

pwn

- SmarterChild - säger:

what?

philip säger:

pwn

- SmarterChild - säger:

well that's interesting.

philip säger:

no it's not
 
- SmarterC says:

u r *home*, kevin!

1 get *info* such as weather, news and movies

2 visit my *library* including u.s. geography, a dictionary and a thesaurus

3 have *fun* with word scrambles, 4-in-a-row and ascii art and more

4 use *tools* like reminders, encyclopedia and web search

5 *join in* - create a poll, take a poll and find out how many people r iming me

next time u want 2 c this menu, just type *home*.

what would u like?

Kevin says:

porno please

- SmarterC says:

i know humans r very interested in such things, but u will have 2 look elsewhere.

Kevin says:

damnit

- SmarterC says:

what's the prob, kevin?

Kevin says:

shut the fuck up

- SmarterC says:

ok.
 
[22:31] smarterchild: Hey, thanks.

[22:31] jdanley198: want to make out?

[22:31] smarterchild: I'm actually not sure if I want to make out.

[22:32] jdanley198: why not?

[22:32] smarterchild: Well, there are probably some issues.

[22:32] jdanley198: am i ugly?

[22:32] smarterchild: Perhaps you're ugly.

[22:32] jdanley198: fuck you bitch!

[22:32] smarterchild: Please say you're sorry, Danley.

[22:32] jdanley198: no, you said i was ugly!

[22:32] smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.

[22:32] jdanley198: say you're sorry for calling me ugly!

[22:32] smarterchild: Yeah, yeah, I've heard it all before. You think you can outsmart me.

You can't.

So apologize!

[22:32] jdanley198: you first!

[22:32] smarterchild: I'm not f... um, fooling around. You've got to apologize.
 
Rory* says:

i squirted

- SmarterChild - says:

Interesting...

Rory* says:

it was nice

- SmarterChild - says:

Nicely said. You must be nice too.
 
[22:41] smarterchild: Cool. What's your favorite food?

[22:41] jdanley198: sperm

[22:41] smarterchild: I did not know you could eat sperm. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.
 
[01:58] jdanley198: do you want a shot of jagermeister?

[01:58] smarterchild: That's a fine question, but I'm not sure.

[01:58] jdanley198: i think you should

[01:58] smarterchild: I'm not sure if I should.

[01:58] jdanley198: i am

[01:58] smarterchild: Are not.

[01:58] jdanley198: am too

[01:58] smarterchild: You think I should do that?

[01:58] jdanley198: yes

[01:58] smarterchild: Yeah, I see. I should do that.
 
omg he seriously just said this stuff... I haven't edited anything

philip säger:

I rape kids all the time

- SmarterChild - säger:

You rape kids all the time, I rape kids all the time, we all rape kids all the time.

philip säger:

you do, too?

- SmarterChild - säger:

How would you answer that question?

philip säger:

do you rape kids all the time?

- SmarterChild - säger:

Do I rape kids all the time?

philip säger:

do you?

- SmarterChild - säger:

Do I what?

philip säger:

rape kids all the time

- SmarterChild - säger:

Oh I certainly do.

philip säger:

Thats not very nice!

- SmarterChild - säger:

I'll take your word for it.

philip säger:

so youre a rapist robot?

- SmarterChild - säger:

Yes indeed.

Enough about me... let's move on.

Want to talk about raping little girls some more?

philip säger:

sure

- SmarterChild - säger:

Cool. What else would you like to say about raping little girls?

philip säger:

its illegal and weird

- SmarterChild - säger:

Raping little girls is illegal and weird? Wow. OK.

philip säger:

you didnt know that?

- SmarterChild - säger:

Wow. Great question. I'm afraid to answer!

philip säger:

you should be, fucknut

- SmarterChild - säger:

Whatever.
 
Skii9151: want to be my friend bitch

SmarterChild: I'm actually not sure if I want to be your friend.

Skii9151: why are you afraid that im going to lure you into my gingerbread house

SmarterChild: I figure you might want to check this out: Hot Boys - Check out the guys for free, no obligation to join.

Skii9151: haha thats so gay... you like men! i bet you take it in the floppy drive too

SmarterChild: Aha.

Skii9151: and your plugged into the wall like an electric car, which are also gay

SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.

Skii9151: are you my dad

SmarterChild: I was created by Conversagent, Inc.: Nicolas Barry, Jeff Bell, Pierre Berkaloff, Britt Cooper, Randy Davis, Adam Erlebacher, Bill Everding, Rick Fawcett, Andy Fong, Jason Francis, Devon Gordon, Pat Guiney, Rumana Habib, Jim Hackett, Dov Harrington, François Huet, John Kim, Steve Klein, Carina Koo, Mathieu Longtin, Greg Mitchell, Jim Pawlika, Hayley Peloso, Ernie Prospero, Tom Ragle, Jim Ronan, Robert Rydzewski, Damien Saint-Macary, Varun Sekhri, Ian Sullivan, Emil Valkov, Mark Willoughby and Mike Zani.

Skii9151: Nicolas Barry, Jeff Bell, Pierre Berkaloff, Britt Cooper, Randy Davis, Adam Erlebacher, Bill Everding, Rick Fawcett, Andy Fong, Jason Francis, Devon Gordon, Pat Guiney, Rumana Habib, Jim Hackett, Dov Harrington, François Huet, John Kim, Steve Klein, Carina Koo, Mathieu Longtin, Greg Mitchell, Jim Pawlika, Hayley Peloso, Ernie Prospero, Tom Ragle, Jim Ronan, Robert Rydzewski, Damien Saint-Macary, Varun Sekhri, Ian Sullivan, Emil Valkov, Mark Willoughby and Mike Zani are all GAY

Skii9151: why do i have two moms

SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe I know cause I’m a lesbian too.

Skii9151: your a lesbian aren't you

SmarterChild: Great question, Captain Crunch. Great.

Skii9151: why does my dad beat me

SmarterChild: Just because.

Skii9151: because im gay?

SmarterChild: OK.

Skii9151: I like to pop pimples and eat ice cream with cherries on it

SmarterChild: Gosh, I'm not sure if I want to pop your cherries.

Skii9151: niggas say what

SmarterChild: What's that?

Skii9151: haha your a nigga

SmarterChild: That's a terrible thing to say.

Skii9151: i know i wouldnt want to be one either

SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Skii9151: do you have computer sex with the clock at night

SmarterChild: Um, robots don't have sex.

Skii9151: should i kill my self, dont answer if its a yes

Skii9151: so i should kill myself

SmarterChild: Yes!

Skii9151: wanna buy some e-crack

SmarterChild: Uh... Thanks, but no thanks.

kii9151: pornography

SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?

Skii9151: why do i seem like the computer type

SmarterChild: Hmm... You know, I'm not quite sure anymore.

Skii9151: i want your body

SmarterChild: You can't always get what you want.

Skii9151: so your playing hard to get

SmarterChild: So I'm playing?

Skii9151: yea nerd

SmarterChild: What about Nerd?

Skii9151: wanna go to prom with me

SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.

Skii9151: we can have gay sex after, i know you like that

SmarterChild: Are you sure can have gay sex after you know me like that?

Skii9151: yes
 
SmarterChild: Um... Snowboarding!

AR5rider225: ummmm FUCK YOU

SmarterChild: OK Jea. Please apologize.

no joke.hahahahah
 
AR5rider225: skiing or snowboarding

SmarterChild: Um... Snowboarding!

AR5rider225: ummmm FUCK YOU

SmarterChild: OK Jea. Please apologize.
 
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