I love my little sis

[Lax_Bro40]

ok so for those of u that read my story about my evil step mom and my plans to get her pissed this is an addition to the plan. I told u how she hides snack food from me so i dont eat it and her kids can. Well she left to go pick up my bro from the bus stop so i go up to my lil sister and said if she knew where mom hides all the snacks. she says up and shows me right to them. They are IN A CLOSET INSIDE A DRESSER!!! theres plenty of room in the pantry for all of this but she hides it in there. So in addition to operation lazy ass this week im ganna raid it eat everything in it and not mention it.

 

[Snowcase]

yea I hate step moms

 

[sneather]

me too

 

[bp.lando]

YES! you're going elite Bloodninja on that bitches ass.

 

[guillermolongjon2]

wow alek i love ur little sister too..shes nice and tight and she sure knows how to suck dick

 

[timmi]

my little sisters dead. thanks alot asshole

 

[madtrix720]

leave a note after you raid it. have it say 'pwn3d'

 

[Schoellkopf]

my step mom is such a bitch, i think pretty much all step moms are though

 

[Snowcase]

tru dat brotha

 

[Jenna1106]

replace all the snack food with fruit and veggies and be like...now your kids wont get fat...you better thank me bitch.

 

[shitthewhat]

you win

 

[bp.lando]

perfect plan

 

[Schoellkopf]

good idea

 

[robbieA]

pull some home alone shit on her and throw paint cans at her while shes climbin the stairs

 

[rachael575]

poop in her bed before she goes to sleep, that always seems to work

 

[timmi]

ive always found that the long term burns are the best

every night before she goes to brush her teeth, rub your nuts against her toothbrush. she wont realize, after a few months when you get really pissed off at her, yell "HAHA! YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH BALLSWEAT!"

 

[grubix2]

no bro... don't eat the snack food. put a laxative in the snack food. nothing funnier than half the house shitting up a storm every 20 minutes.

 

[shrEddie]

but did you drop kick the wall like i said??

 

[Lax_Bro40]

actually i did.. my dad flipped shit.. i did exactly what u said to.. run upstairs pretend ur sleeping

 

[j.bird]

not half the house, just the people she likes. So it would just be him sitting there, completley fine and i bet she would figure it out, because she knows he doens't know where to food is, so he didn't eat it.

 

[illwillcox]

im pretty glad i don't have a step mom

 

[shrEddie]

sweet man, i bet it worked didnt it

 

[jarossamdb7]

my step mom is allright, shes not a bitch like that, shes fair to me and her own kids, i dont know why but i sort of dont like her still.

 

[CrazedSkier1080]

take the tires off her car, that would be funny shit. or just change her drawers in her dresser around

 

[throwswitch]

kill her, stash her body and move to canada to ski at whistler

 

[hucker22]

eat all the food, and if they are in like bags, shit in the bags. then put them back. she goes for a cookie OHHH SHIT MY HAND IS IN SHIT

 

[Ghst]

Why hasn't she been choked yet?

 

[Snowcase]

put laxative in them then clog all the toilets except one and watch them fight for it

 

[j.bird]

word

 

[potatofarmer]

isnt she like 5?

 

[Lax_Bro40]

i just ate all my step moms sugar cookies...(like 15 i dunno how i did it) and boy she was PISSED!!

 

[.John.]

If I had a step mom, I would shoot her out of a cannon

 

[$tezzyStu]

ahh stem mom stories are always so funny, and all of them are such bitches. jsut kick her bitch ass in the overies, that'l show her