I love my job!

TheStamos

TheStamos

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Im kicking it at the rec center in Incline village NV. getting payed to play on my laptop while i look out over the lake. the last time i actually worked was 2 hours ago AKA 18 dollar's ago. I have a state of the art gym,full basketball court,olympic size pool with springboard, bigscreen tv,foozball and indoor soccer and yeah all i have to do is watch the damn pool for an hour then get 1 or 2 hours off , payed to do whatever the fuck i want .. just a rant about how sexy my job is. Peace!

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
What exactly is your job description though?

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
Lifeguard aka bathing suit inspector.

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
i love my job too, i go to school for 2 hours a day and the government pays me for it! crazy eh! then in the winter i get to ski all day everyday and get paid. working rules!

nice work on the swimsuit inspector though! that is a tough position to aquire.

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im jealous

- Tom

"My choice is what I choose to do, and if I'm causing no harm why should it bother you, and your choice is who you choose to be so if you're causing no harm your alright with me. If you don't like my fire then don't come around, cause I'm gonna burn one down."

Ben Harper
 
were do u ski?

"Lets go smerk!" - Susie Cuddy

"My eyes, they can't take in his radness." - Sonny Anderson

"Wild Flour Wild Water" - Danny Day

"The goodness just explodes in my mouth!" - Bill Fleming
 
ahahahaha bathing suit inspector? Incredible.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
i dont have a job cas i'm a bum....or cas i dont have a car, either one.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
hahaha

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
Alpine, northstar diamond peak(only because its free) and boriental. there park is gonna kill it this year.

''Fo sho, you'll kill her before you loose your hot sauce'' SKIMACK

Regarding me using Viagra as a Recreational drug.
 
i have all my lifeguard certifications n shit i just missed getting a job this year. next year ill probably be lifeguarding now im stuck working at a fucking discount clothing store

NS SKATEBOARD
 
i love my job too. workin at a ski shop is great. gotta love those discounts!

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Sounds awesome, I wish my job was that fun.

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me too. im a ski instructor... when the snow comes

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!

 
my job was once to stand in a parking lot and act as a pilon so people wouldn't roll in a big hole...

it was funny

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Skiing is Sex - *--TheMagnum--*(Steve Stepp)
 
i am now unemployed

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
great. i just had sex with 3 year old triplets.............................................................all male

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
well i was asked to babysit them and i did. so after supper i gave them desert which was chocolate pudding and they threw it everywhere and even on me. si pulled down my trousers and let out all my explosive diarrhea i had been holding in for 4 days. when i put the black shit covered babies in the tub it reminded my of pics from new orleans

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
think about it..............3 3 year old triplets all covered in crap?? how can that not be good?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
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