I love cops.

chames

chames

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Long story short, a couple officers pretty much let me and a couple friends off the hook the other night from getting majorly fucked over.

Me, my freind andre, and a german foreign exchange student named di mo were driving around the other night high and I made the mistake not to turn my headlights on. Seriously? Stupid fucking thing to do.

Well of course the cop smelled weed on us immediately and was like wheres the pot?? I told him i had given my freind a ride earlier in the day and he had smoked in the car, and being a drug free teen as myself, I informed him I had no idea it was marijuana he was smoking.

Somehow he bought it, but still insisted to search the car with his cop buddy. Thank god i had put the bud and my peice into my stash spot which my freind had discovered for me the day before (usually i just put it in my center console).

So were standing there, my freinds are freaking the fuck out and i'm literally shitting myself as two cops search my car which has a bag of weed and two open bottles of vodka in it. Fuck my life right?

Thank god again they don't find the weed, but of course they find the 2 bottles which were in my friends backpack. The cops walk over to us with the alcohol with that oh you guys are so fucked look on there face, di mo says his host sister got him the bottles, and i act like i had no idea they were in my car. So right about when i'm trying to figure out how much shit were gonna be in and how I might as well go jump off the nearest building, the cop hands me my keys and ID and tells us to get back in the car.

They pour out the alcohol in front of us, and tell us that we seem like decent kids, and that "they believe in second chances." I could have kissed those guys!

Has anyone else ever had cops just let you off the hook like this before? I have newfound love for police officers. Even though most of em love busting kids for stuff just like this, these guys thought they'd give us a second chance. I think thats pretty fuckin cool.
 
I've gotten off the hook every time I've ever encountered the police, but usually through either outsmarting them on the scene, lying, or with the help of an excellent lawyer afterwords. I had a cop let me off scott free once just to be a nice guy, but I wasn't really doing anything I just had pipes and empty bottles in the car and I was under 18 at the time. Seriously fuck cops though.
 
Boundaries set by society, your own moral standards, a lack of motivation, the fact that I'm bigger than you, and a rather large Chinese Police issue survival dagger.

However if you were a drop out from society, you didn't have moral standards, you had extreme motivation, I wasn't bigger than you and you had a bigger knife, I reckon you'd kill me regardless of the existence of police.

And besides, if you did kill me, you wouldn't get caught anyway.
 
ANYWAY, yeah, the last few big keggers I've been to, the cops would show up around 2 and just tell everybody to get lost. Nobody gets written up, they don't have to file reports, it's win-win.

Oh yeah, and a few weeks ago my buddy accidentally backed into a squad car in his apartment parking lot and the deputy inside basically told him that he should have his faulty transmission looked at WINK WINK.
 
Ive heard stories of people with an ounce, and all the cops did was make them smash it into the grass, some cops can just be really chill like that.

But where'd you stash the dro and the peice, sounds like a pretty usefull peice of info
 
I have a way crazier story.
so me and my friends were cruisin along and went up to one of our favorite spots to burn. everythings goes good just like always. my bro is out of town and has a dope bubbler. we go grab it and head up to another sick spot to watch the sun go down. we get up to the spot and a cop cruises up and my friend panics and jumps back in the car to put the bub up. the cop is suspicious and turns his lights on. we are totally fucked.
he says he needs to search the car because it was suspicious for drugs and he goes through and finds everything. we have 4 pipes, multiple bags and he has reason to believe we are dealers. he lines all our shit up on the car and then decides to start fucking with our minds. he talks with us for 30 minutes and we are sure we are fucked but then he looks at us and says, grab all your shit, put it in your car and drive off. next time be smarter. it was the craziest shit ever. could have been in so much trouble.
 
haha similar shit has happened to me. My parents usually find out since they went to high school with pretty much the whole county police squad.
 
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha that was you?!!?!?! james, what the fuck are you doing with your life?! stop putting yourself in these situations, try using your head!want to hear something funny? i was at a party that night and and i was talking to klara's friend rachel who was very very pissed off. i asked her why and she went on to explain that she just got a phone call from her boyfriend (works police dispatch) asking her if she was just pulled over with a bunch of alcohol. she said no what are you talking about. then he told her that her "brother" just got in trouble with his friends for having the alcohol she bought them. she was pissed because she doesnt have a brother or was the person bought you the vodka. you should really be thanking max for not getting you dip shits out of trouble and all of you should probably go apologize to rachel for getting her involved in something that could have turned out much much worse for all of you. thats the kind of shit that will get your friend on the first plane back to germany, and rachel could have gotten in trouble for supplying to minors.
 
I can't believe it. They keep coming to parties that are majority 21 and under (a few exceptions) and only a few high school kids, pouring out and saying "Find a DD"Why? hah
 
In my 2nd year of college, I was on my way to my buddy's frat house and completely blew past a stop sign about 100 yards from the place. As I was passing by, I saw a cop car parked on the side of the road and thought, "Fuck am I screwed." Knowing it's best to own up to your mistakes, I immediately pulled over and waited for him to approach me.

Normally, blowing a stop sign isn't bad, but I probably had more than the legal amount of drinks in me and would have blown higher than 0.1 BAC for sure.

He comes over to my car and I explain how sorry I am and that I just must have blanked on the stop sign. The cop then asks about how much I had to drink and where I'm going, so I said I tell him I'm going to my friend's frat just down the street and that I had about 4 drinks in the last 3 hours.

Without even checking for ID (I was underage), insurance, or registration, he let me on my way.

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Another time in NYC about 4 years ago, I left some bar with this chick and was only driving a few blocks to her place so I thought I was okay to drive (yeah, I was the smartest when it comes to d+d back when in the day).

Eventually, I was in the middle of texting and hit a parked cab with passengers at 5-10 mph. The fender on my shitty Honda was a little dinged but no damage to the cab. There's 4 kids in the car and one of them gets out and starts shouting at me and tells me he's in law school and will get me in serious trouble. He then has the fucking balls to tell the other 3 passengers to start faking neck injuries.

Police show up pretty quickly and upon their arrival, the douchebag ring leader was getting very vocal with the cops. I was trying to remain as calm as possible because that was my only hope.

As an FYI - if you get arrested for a DUI, the police take possession of your car. So knowing this, I was seriously concerned as you can imagine.

Again, I owned up to my mistake. Told the cops I was texting on my phone and that I had more than a few drinks during the night. He gave me a case number and a precinct number to call in the morning for the report. Then he told the girl I was with to get in the driver's seat (he asked if she was okay to drive) and get out.

I call the number the cop gave me in the morning for the report, and I was told there wasn't any such case. I mentioned the police officer's name and made sure it was the correct precinct, and so it was.

Confused, I called back each day for two weeks and got the same answer: "Sorry sir, but we show no case under that number and involving you."

Cops sure get a bad name from time to time, but there are some officer's that understand people's mistakes and generally cut you some slack if you just own up to fucking up. In that NYC incident, I should have been arrested and had my car taken away. Instead, he basically let me go and didn't even report the accident at all.

 
ur lucky. my local police suck. they literally have nothing to do besides bust kids who dont come to a complete stop when going right on red
 
one time me, dirtystyle and this other kid were on our way to wal-mart, which is one town over from us, and we got pulled over by a cop (who wasn't even in his city). he asked how fast we thought we were going and proceeded to tell us we were going 65 in 55. which was slowing down from doing around 100 in the same 55. he didn't really let us off the hook, we just got lucky.
 
no cops have ever been like that to me. they just trump up all the charges and get you extra fucked.

FUCK THE POLICE, and anyone else who acts with an out of wack since of authority. I fuckin hate cops.
 
me and my friends have had so much close calls with the cops after blazin we just walk the streets in my town and run from the cops, funnest time evers but pretty crazy
 
well ill make a long story short...driving around...buzzed to shit...9 ppl in a truck with of them in the bed...one on the wheel well...pulled over cause thats illegal...say there is no alcohol...they see a 30 rack under a sweatshirt...search the car and take the 30 and 2 5ths of Jim bean...find my backpack with 6 g of dank nug in it and all my pieces and bong...they say they have to take it but they wont charge me...I GOT OFF FUCKIN LIGHT...good choice miller lite
 
i hang out with 3 cops all the time where i work. i tend to be rather high around them often times and they dont know, and if they do know, they are good guys
 
well, i live in barnegat light, NJ on long beach island. its pretty laid back here. cops dont do shit but pull people over after 1 am bc everyone is drunk.at the marina i work at, all the old fisherman chill with the older cops and party with them after their shiftsand at the gas station i work at which is also a big chill spot, all the younger cops come in and chill with my boss because hes 27 and a tight dude
 
haha small town! Yea man i felt pretty retarded about that. I went to his house the next day and definately got bitched out by her for good reason too. Yea she's not even 21 i'm glad they didn't check that.. Looking back it was just a series of really stupid choices that led to nearly getting fucked in the ass by the long dick of law enforcement.
 
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