I love canada

1080ski

1080ski

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canada is so fucking cool. i went up there last week for a race (for crew) and partied my ass off. we went to a beach on lake ontario and saw these people by a bonfire at night. these people were so shitfaced, and were from toronto (i was in ontario). they were drinking with there kids too. then one of the parents rolled a joint and smoked it with her daughter... i was like what the fuck is going on?

well me and my friend drank a little less than half a 1.4 liter bottle of vodka, went to the people's boat who had the bonfire and chilled with the daughters and some other kids (the boat was docked, we didnt drive around but it was still fun). then we went to the bars and i ordered a bunch of beers (im only 16, and they didnt card me). when we were drivin back i started yelling some funny shit in the car and i cant remember anything after that.

i want to move to canada so badly, except that a 1.4 liter bottle of absolute costed 35 canadian dollars!
 
i stayed in a hotel called the capri inn (peice of shit hotel), but that was in st. catherines. the place i was talking about drinking was called Port Deluzie (not how you spell it but it sounds like that if you say it outloud)
 
i only hate the price of alcohol up there, and also the fact that a beer store, only sells beer, and you cant buy alcohol in gas stations and other places like that. what the fuck is up with that?
 
.................................. what did you expect? :P

hard alcohol is controlled by the province of ontario and sold through LCBO's. I think Alberta, BC and Newfoundland you can buy hard alcohol in cornerstores; Quebec you can buy beer and wine in cornerstores but not spirits; Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, it's all sold at liquor stores, but in smaller communities there are corner stores that can sell it, but they are technically run by the province (NSLC depot)

In the states doesn't stuff like that get decided by counties?
 
most of it is.....if you want Lax...go to quebec man. Roll a fucking fatty in public. I live here, and i bearly ever get carded for anything.
 
yea quebec is like that but most of canada isnt. especially montreal. that city is getting pretty dirty
 
dude...if your saying montreal is reserved....then you are on some sort of acid. They are becoming the new Amsterdam. Toronto is fucking " dildo in the ass" town. Everybody just treats everybody like shit, and theres no love man with all those killings and shit. Montreal you can say hi to whoever, and most people will be nice about it. There are killings there too, but alot less then TO.

Plus the chicks are WAY hotter in Montreal, they outnumber the dudes like 3 to 1.

Or you could have just said that montreal is the most loose place, and i am duche.

 
i duno man alot of buildings in montreal are falling apart, the roads couldnt be in worse condition, the cost of living is astronomical, the traffic is getting out of hand (especially on the highways leaving the island)...that city is starting to get pretty runned down
 
really? my grandpas house and property is about the same as ours and same condition and his property taxes are much higher
 
Yup, i was at the henley. I was racing for CRI (community rowing- its in boston), but the u23 team... i raced in the senior b 8 on friday and the senior b dash 8 on saturday. The reason im in a senior b boat at 16 is because it just got put together a few weeks ago, and i knew the people in the boat so they asked me.
 
i haerd, but it may not be true, that all of canada as pretty high taxes, but i could be wrong, especially since i dont live there lol
 
canadas the best country man. its so huge and the population density is like 1.6 ppl per square km or something. but of course, that includes the arctic and shit. still, i love this place. hot chicks and less fat people. im not saying that there arent any fatties, cause there are, just not as many as in the states. no offense, cuz i know that everyone there isnt fat, but most are. and the ones who are, are REALLY heavy. especially in disney world. all the fat people ride little scooters cuz they are too lazy. this doesnt really have much to do with anything, just rambling on. oh and yea canada is the shit. we have mounties
 
what are you talking about....the highways are even better then the 400 series in Ontario. Yeah, there are alot of old buildings in Montreal, but they are by no means falling apart. Hahaha, and to handle the trafic you got to have LE SANG QUEBECOIS flowing through your veins, or your just gonna panic and die. Plus most people in montreal live in the subcities like Dorval, Victoriaville, Laval, Longueil. The trafic is the only trouble, but you can't do defensive driving, you have to drive like an asshole, or your never gonna get anything done.
 
I'm surprised there isn't more SANG QUEBECOIS on the streets after rush-hour with the agressive driving.

It's dangerous to be in the middle of it being a defensive driver though
 
truck with rhyno bumper solves everything, you make a hole.

BTW canada is soo awsome, the free health care alone is worth the taxes you pay.
 
st. catharines is an awesome city. i go to school there. you are talking about port dalhousie. man ive heard crazy stories about that part of town, right on the lake. its well known that the best party and bar scene between and including toronto and niagara falls is in port. ive heard tons of stories of people driving an hour to hit up the bars every weekend in the summer, instead of hitting up any bar in toronto because port is that good. ohh and canada is amazing. i could have gone south for school and maybe get a sports scholarship but i turned it down because i could not live in the states with the direction that country is going in.
 
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