I look out the window and..

grams.

grams.

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BAM! I see some newbie fall over on her bike, it made me laugh for quite awhile.

god, im sucha ass
 
haha ya, I love watchin people do stupid shit around campus on bikes.

Best one ever. Standing at a bus station thing on the side of the road. Across the street is a guy on his bike going from right to left. He looks over to the station, sees someone and waves, not looking where he is going. He hits a pothole, his front wheel jams and he flies over his handlebars. Hilarious. BUT WAIT! It gets better. When his bike ejects him, his back wheel obviously flies up into the air, it fucking owns some kid next to him right in the face. Oh man, it was hilarious.
 
once i was on the chairlift, and these kids were on one of the steeper runs that was under me. one kid falls, stops sliding about halfway down the run, but lost her pole which is now at the bottom of the run. her freind goes and retreives it and waits. now one kid falls right from the very top, and slides into the one in the middle, and the two collide with the third! i laughed so hard
 
i love stupid stuff like that. one time me and my friend were biking (in elementary school) and he tried to ride up this big dirt mount. his front tire sinks into the soft dirt and he fies over his handlebars. his face stuck so far into the dirt, but then the back tire flipped over him (sort of like in GLrunner's story) and the seat smashed his head into the dirt further. i laughed SO hard haha.
 
like 2 seconds ago i was walking up my stairs and i wasnt watching where i was going and my dog ( she's a greyhound so she's medium size) was just standing in the hallway just chillen and i smashed right into her from behind hahha and i fell over on top of her and she yelped hahahaha ohh you had to be there i guess
 
one time we had a big mound of dirt when our neighborhood was being built. this mound was like 10 feet high. my friend's older brother tries to jump it. he got wayyyy to much speed and overshot right into the flat pavement and did a faceplant. funniest sight ever. but both his knees were torn up and his face and elbows and now that i think about it we were all worried...
 
haha right infrot of my window there is the dub kink cement handrail that skaters do, its funny as hell to watch some kids who can bairly ride try to pop on. Someone this morning tries it in pajamas and flip flops, rolled down the 8 set and ate shit.
 
i watched this girl on her bike fuck herself up! she was riding parallel to the curb and tried to go up onto the sidewalk. at the angle she hit it aat she couldnt ride up it so sheate shit and her face was the first thing to hit the ground. it was soooo fuckin funy!
 
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