I live my life going from one consumption based high to the next

[skiminnesota]

I must be an american

 

[Arabian]

Unless that consumption based high is the smell of your own egotistical nationalist pride, in which case you must be from a European country.

 

[Phil-X-]

What, the consumption of cocks?

Here, I pulled this up for you.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

 

[alex=]

you are my role model. flawlessly done my friend

 

[lineskier10]

finally a good one from arabian

 

[KingGeedorah]

 

[Huck_Norris]

OP's horse is stoned as fuck

 

[SamtheEagle]

haha im the exact same way man