I literally only care about skiing

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frostedTip

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ever since corona hit I have become a loner - nay - a monk in the religion of skiing. I drag myself to work when I have to (and watch ski edits the whole time) and if there's no work I just sleep for the whole day until the hill opens. I have become a nocturnal creature, only waking up as it gets dark to throw my musty ass gear in the car and drive to the hill. I rarely shower or brush my teeth; I barely ever eat. Haven't got the money, I blew an edge out and have to save for new skis. I drink exclusively water from a gallon jug (beers or liquor are a luxury that may be finessed). When I get home at night I watch edits and hit fat dabs until I pass out. Sometimes I lie awake in bed unable to sleep, tormented by the thoughts that I should've been steezier or gone bigger on something that day. I haven't talked to a girl in months. If you talk to girls, you're not really core. They are only a distraction. When I wake up on the hardwood floor at 4am because my air mattress deflated halfway through the night, I sometimes think "nobody will ever be as core as me." And I am happy.
 
I am confused on how you are a nocturnal creature and also ski. I am a big fan of skiing when the sun is out. Else, seems reasonable. You should get a fancy electric toothbrush tho.
 
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ever since corona hit I have become a loner - nay - a monk in the religion of skiing. I drag myself to work when I have to (and watch ski edits the whole time) and if there's no work I just sleep for the whole day until the hill opens. I have become a nocturnal creature, only waking up as it gets dark to throw my musty ass gear in the car and drive to the hill. I rarely shower or brush my teeth; I barely ever eat. Haven't got the money, I blew an edge out and have to save for new skis. I drink exclusively water from a gallon jug (beers or liquor are a luxury that may be finessed). When I get home at night I watch edits and hit fat dabs until I pass out. Sometimes I lie awake in bed unable to sleep, tormented by the thoughts that I should've been steezier or gone bigger on something that day. I haven't talked to a girl in months. If you talk to girls, you're not really core. They are only a distraction. When I wake up on the hardwood floor at 4am because my air mattress deflated halfway through the night, I sometimes think "nobody will ever be as core as me." And I am happy.
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Dude, that's sad as "F". I am glad you are saying your happy though. Not drinking alcohol is not a bad thing either.

Question is......if you are so broke, where's all the dab money?

The right girl is an ally, not a burden. I don't know where I would be without my lady. Surly not skiing all the time.
 
14231140:DominatorJacques said:
Dude, that's sad as "F". I am glad you are saying your happy though. Not drinking alcohol is not a bad thing either.

Question is......if you are so broke, where's all the dab money?

The right girl is an ally, not a burden. I don't know where I would be without my lady. Surly not skiing all the time.
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buy dabs in bulk, sell half at 2-3x the price per g you bought it for ("it's from Colorado bro" works every time) and boom you're dabbin for free

as for women, I have experienced the good and the bad, and yes they can be fun. but skiing is my true religion so I have adopted the lifestyle of a monk and must resist temptations.
 
14231187:frostedTip said:
buy dabs in bulk, sell half at 2-3x the price per g you bought it for ("it's from Colorado bro" works every time) and boom you're dabbin for free

as for women, I have experienced the good and the bad, and yes they can be fun. but skiing is my true religion so I have adopted the lifestyle of a monk and must resist temptations.
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Atta' boy! That's the way to do it.
 
Alcohol makes you make dumb decisions.

Girls are stinky and have cooties.

Friends are an unreliable waste of time.

Money is a concept the elite use to control us.

Food only makes you fat.

Skiing is an expression of the soul and good exercise.

I think you have it figured out my man

**This post was edited on Jan 22nd 2021 at 2:37:30pm
 
“If you talk to girls, you're not really core.”

I don’t care what hits NS from this point forward. This has got to be the quote of the year.
 
I bitched out on a lil 6 foot drop under the pony express today and now I’m home and there’s nothing I can do about it. The worst.

14231761:BlainTalent said:
110 relatable about laying awake thinking about how i should’ve steezed something way harder at the mountain
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I'm still figuring out how I can have a good/fulfilling career, and ski as much as I want. Love where your heads at g
 
** Legal disclaimer: This thread, and the posts within are satire, I do not endorse the behaviors exhibited in these posts. It is an imaginary character and not to be emulated. an online persona. modern day fiction.**

had to get that out of the way, these days you never know who's looking online
 
no of course, obviously...

14232048:frostedTip said:
** Legal disclaimer: This thread, and the posts within are satire, I do not endorse the behaviors exhibited in these posts. It is an imaginary character and not to be emulated. an online persona. modern day fiction.**

had to get that out of the way, these days you never know who's looking online
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**This post was edited on Jan 25th 2021 at 1:01:50am
 
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