I like cats

i hate cats..they are gay...i was attacked by one when i was cat sitting..i kicked the hell out of it and it didnt even phase it.. landed on its feet and came back at me.
 
i had a cat that used to run around in circles for long periods of time on end
he was pretty fucked up but still nonetheless the man
 
fuck that all dogs do is take huge shits everywhere, bark at everything, and constantly smell like shit. you can just sit and watch a cat for 10 minutes and be laughing the whole time.
 
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hehehehe

 
My sister's cat and I have kind of a love/hate relationship. Her name is Princess and shes kind of chubby...
 
my cat (RIP) had an extra thumb so he could pick up shit but then it would get stuck to his claws and he wouldn't know what to do about it except huck his hand around and hope that it would fly off!!

and i think he was retarded because he would yell at his reflection...
 
the one really good thing about cats is that you can leave them alone for a day or two, because they dont have to go outside and poop.

plus overall they are funnier than dogs. except my dog, he freaks out when he sees a rabbit, he also howls when the phone rings, haha

o yeah, he will also rolls around on the driveway, trying to rub the bird poop off, he is not very bright sometimes, haha
 
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