I know youve all been there...

bummer it has to be like that... my girl showed up at my house at 6 in the morning, woke me up with breakfest in bed and took me skiing on my birthday! and the best part of it is that my birthday is in JUNE!!! pretty much the best birthday present ever! i love mt hood!
 
LUCKY!

my friends are kind of mad because my birthday is this weekend and I'm going skiing instead of kickin it with them. ohh well
 
dude holy shit im reading this forum and all of a sudden this chic i havent talked to in a while ims me:

oceanave212: so when do u stop going to stupid skiing

SkierDude5000: um probly like april

oceanave212: january febuary march april

oceanave212: u blow

oceanave212: bigtime

SkierDude5000: haha y?

oceanave212: cause thats a while
 
i know 4 girls that are good enough at skiing to keep up with my friends and i and one of them happens to be my girlfriend! Life is good
 
a convo i once had with a girl

her:Hey im coming out this weekend to see you

me: ehhh im going to be skiing

her: but im driving like four hours

me: well you will have to hang out with me after i ski

her: gawd okay fine you and your stupid skiing

that saturday i went skiing and then came home and she came over. we watched ski movies together and she got really bored and mad.
 
haha, if you wanted a funny conversation, i could reserect the one that i posted about the dumb bitch and her ipod.
 
One thing to know, never bring your gf skiing with you if shes a newbie cause you'll get stuck on the magic carpet or whatever skiing like half a mile/hour teaching her how to turn.
 
her: I'm coming down to kb on friday, maybe i'll see you there

me: you won't

her: why not, you not going this weekend?

me: not exactly, i go to holiday

her: what?!?!

her: well come ski kb this weekend

me: no i got a season pass, im not wasting the money, you come ski hv

her: no way that place is cost way more

me: oh well

her: c'mon, if you can afford a season pass you can afford a one day lift ticket

me: probably... doesn't mean im gonna

her: you're such an ass

me: why? if you want me to come so bad you pay for me then

her: no way, i already have to pay for my own

me: well then then it looks like im skiing holiday doesn't it

her: w/e, i'm mad at you

me: i'll seeya tommorow

her: good riddens

me: oh c'mon, are you really gonna act like this?

her: i have the right

me: w/e, i'll seeya tommorow

*That's not the exact words b/c i didn't have it saved, but that's about the jist of it...
 
THIS WAS THE EXACT SAME PERSON AS B4 WHO SAID THIS STUFF:

her: hey

me: hey

her: so did u come to reason and decide to come down some time

me: how is that reasonable that i come down there, im not coming down so get off my back

her: calm down

me: well it's gettin annoying and you gonna be mad at me again

her: i was only kiddin

me: no you wern't you were completely ignoring me

her: well im sorry

me: you should be

her: well actually i decided to come to holiday

me: I WIN!!!

her: shut up! my friend is taking me cause she has a season pass and she gets one half price ticket

me: thats cool

her: yah so we can actually go 2gether this time

me: is it okay wit' ur friend

her: i donno

me: well that's not very nice, besides i donno if i can... i usually ski wit' my brothers

her: seriously, not this once

me: i guess i could but i don't wanna go if it's not okay with... who's taking you anyways

her: daniel

me:...

her: what?

me: i don't really get along with her

her: oh, why?

me: she's kinda annoying, not like the normal annoying, she just take like a really long time to get down a hill and she never wants to hit the park

her: sooo...

me: c'mon don't act like you don't know me

her: ugh, well ill ttyl i gotta eat

me: seeya, we'll talk about it

her: U SUCK!!!

AND THEN SHE SIGNS OFF...
 
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