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GingerKid08

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This is a convo I had with some chick today.

LiLsnickers210: u coming to my game tomorrow

easysteezy: nope

LiLsnickers210: wow y not?

easysteezy: im going skiing

LiLsnickers210: ur a dick

easysteezy: naw

LiLsnickers210: ya we only have like 6 games left

LiLsnickers210: ur comin when we play jefferson then

easysteezy: if its on a tuesday or thursday i cant

LiLsnickers210: its a saturday

easysteezy: haha then hell no

LiLsnickers210: wow bye

easysteezy: when you come watch me ski

easysteezy: ill go to ur game

LiLsnickers210 signed off at 4:41:32 PM

 
haha yeah, i loved jklops convo once:

his gf: wat do u wanna do this weekend?

jklops: uhh im going skiing

his gf: you went skiing last weekend

jklops: ya, im pretty much going to be busy untill april

his gf: what?!

jklops: yeah that reminds me, my ride is here, see ya
 
Yea usually would have been nicer, like said I had to work but really would have gone skiing anyway. But she had been a bitch to me for a while so I just told her straight up.
 
That always rules, I definetely got dumped for skiing too much. And alls I had to do was take a run to remember how glad I was that I chose my mountain.
 
She plays hockey, jefferson is our cross town rivals so its a big game. Too bad i got my priorities straight.Skiing, then food or something, THEN bitches.
 
damn straight. it will be funny for me until i get a girl. then ill have to dump her because we got dumped on with snow
 
yeah, those are always the most epic conversations. my best was:

her: you spend too much time skiing

me: ....

her: hey i'm talking to you

me: what? oh, yeah sure i can.

her: were you even listening?

me: yeah.

her: what did i say then

me: something then skiing

her: i think we should see other people

me: yeah i'm going skiing tomorrow.

her: god (click)
 
Psht, beat this. (May have been strected a tad at one point... Haha, but you get the point)

her: Hey how's it going?

me: Pretty good, you?

her: Not so good... I just found out that my grandma died... She had lung cancer for a while now.

me: Damn, really? I'm sorry to hear that.

her: Yeah we are having a service for her next week.

me: *Really long pause*

her: You still there?

me: Huh? Oh shit sorry, I was watching a ski movie. Damn you should have seen this crash this guy just took, crazy stuff.

her: Uh, ok... I need someone to talk to about these kind of things, you know?

me: Yeah sure.

her: Are you even listening to me!?

me: Hahaha, I wish you could have seen this. These guys are nuts.

her: What the Hell is wrong with you? Why aren't you listening to me?

me: Sorry I'm watching a ski movie. I'm not really good at multi tasking all that much.

her: Ugh, I'll talk to you later then. Sorry to bother you.

me: It's fine, I didn't mind. Alrighty, good night then.
 
haha i would deffinately go skiing over a highschool game even if it was my boyfriend's... i mean sit there and watch him or go ski... SKIING i mean i could go to his house, sit and watch him there
 
her: Ugh, I'll talk to you later then. Sorry to bother you.

me: It's fine, I didn't mind. Alrighty, good night then.

HAHAHAH
 
bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks. lick on these nuts n suck the dick, jus get the fuck out after ur done. hops in my ride to make a quick run.

NWA
 
i skipped on shadowing for my new job as an instructor for a week for my boyfriend.

worst decision of my life.

and he called me a man because supposedly i change in the winter and all i think about is skiing and all i talk about is skiing according to him.

ive definitely been there
 
hahah...thats a frequent occurrence....

her: are you going to come see my dance team performance this saturday?

me: I'm skiing next saturday

her: well, what about the saturday after that

me: I'm skiing that one too

her: god, fine, well when aren't you skiing on a saturday or sunday?

me: umm...lets see. june i think.

her: are you serious? what are you thinking?

{long pause}

her: are you even listening?

me: oh yeah, I was. I was just checking the snowfall report on meadow's website.

her: you are hopeless

{hangs up}
 
haha.

Yeah, my recent ex hated my skiing. But she also hated everything I loved so that ended real fast.

Average convo:

Her: Hey come over today

Me: Can't, I'm going skiing

Her: Well fuck that, skiing's dumb come see me!

Me; (Hangs up phone)
 
welll here's the convo of me and some girl who snowboards but is probably the slowest person I've ever seen...So hott though.

Chels: I'm going to Loon tomorrow wanna go?

Mitch: Nah, I'm going to WV.

Chels: Ok then we can go to WV.

Mitch: Nah I'm going to Loon.

Chels: Haha Really let's go somewhere.

Mitch: I'm going to Cranmore.

Chels: Ok I'm down.

Mitch: For what?

Chels: Going to Cranmore.

Mitch: but I'm going to Waterville

Chels: UH I hate you

Mitch: Yeah ok fine we'll go to Loon.

Chels: Fine pick me up at 7.

Mitch: For What?

Chels: WV?

Mitch: Why WV? I'm going to Loon.

Chels: Fuck You.

Ended up going to WV with her...Yeah I suckered in...Only because she flashed me.
 
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