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whoa-dere

whoa-dere

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Today at lunch in my school, we were walking outside to the school carnival they have once a year. Just before we got outside, I saw in the door of a near classroom a set of keys. So being the badass I am, I sort of just stayed behind while my friends walked outside, and went in the room to see if there's anyone in there. There wasn't. So I came back out of the room, and checked for any teachers that might be headed this way. All clear. In one swift and fluid motion, I stepped into the room and grabbed the keys, stuffed them in my pocket, and slipped outside to the carnival because an entrance of the school is right next to that classroom. Now I have the keys to who knows what at the school, because there are al least 10 keys on the loop. So badass
 
thats just annoying, you dont know who's keys they were and thus dont know what you can open. And this mans is probably locked out of his house now.
 
In High School, one of my friends managed to snag a master key for the lockers.

Needless to say, shenanigans ensued.
 
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My friends and I (through an espionage mission with gadgets and lazer dodging and shit) got our hands on and made copies of a master key to the whole school in our senior year. Thing was a blast to have. I walked around for the rest of the year with a 5/8ths chub from just having the ability to open all the doors I had only wondered what was behind before. Roof access was prime too.

Anyways I got really stupid one day and opened the class room that belonged to the biggest prick of a teacher which was locked in the morning. He was in there. We all had to give our keys back because it was a major threat to everyone having master keys floating around which makes a lot of sense when you think about it

Morals of the story:

1. Don't be a dumbass with them.

2. Don't tell a bunch of people about it (too late).

3. Understand that there could be major consequences for getting caught with these cause things have keys for a reason.
 
tracing ups with those dumb internet websites only traces the general location of the isp which covers approximately half a state. So unless of course you have a legal reason to contact the isp and get the info, you will not find out where this kid lives or the town he lives in in all likelihood. Sooo...

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are you really going to go chill at your school on a saturday? i feel there are better things to do.

and i don't know know if your school does this but at mine If someone at our school steals keys the teacher that got them stolen has to pay 150 dollars a key so that the school can change there locks that night.
 
shut up. you would have done the same. you are just jealous that someone had more fun than you. no need to rain on his parade. we are kids and this is what we supposed to do : create issues for other, do drugs, and have unprotected sex.
 
Your a dick. Every post of yours that I see, makes me want Josh Powell to come back from the dead and ram a 44" megadildo up your dickhole.
 
in high school I MADE a master key for the lockers. in grade 12 they put locks on all the empty lockers. I picked 2 of them (they actually had spooled pins, so not easy picks) and cut one open with a hack saw and recreated a key from scratch having the barrel and pins at my convenience and tested it on the other lock and kept adjusting until it worked.

I was proud of myself.
 
sounds like way to much work for something that you can only do so much with... but any way, thats sweet and i applaud you.
 
haha yeah. and to iflip, i know there are multiple people with my last name at my school, what are you going to say to my principal? a kid with the last name ___ stole some school keys?
 
Wtf, how the hell you do that haha. Tried looking up my own Ip and its nowhere near to were I live let alone telling you my last name or anything
 
nope. something like this happened two days ago, and i changed my username and profile pic and got rid of anything they can use to identify me.
 
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Awesome! That's the right thing to do. Glad to hear that you're making the right decision. Maybe next time do it without any outside help? Proud of you ;)
 
Quit being a dick iFlip. What are you a tattle tale or something? Why would you do that? Seriously, Why?
 
Dude he's just serving the kid because he can. It happens all the time on NSG and it's funny.

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There's a difference between being a dick on the internet, and getting some kid who you don't even know in real trouble.
 
True enough, but he didn't do that shit, and he said so. Whoever uses that info to contact the school would be "that guy." Flip was just serving the kid and proving that he didn't get away with much at all.
 
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