I knit a G-String

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I made it during my 7th hour class in school when I was bored. it's black and very soft..

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post a pic!

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It took me like and hour to make.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
well you dont need to knit anything really do you? Just take 2 strings and tie them together in their middle.

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nah everybody was telling me to knit something weird and unusual and the only possible thing I could think of was to knit a G-String.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
haha random thought but what if orchestra conductors were like...'tune ur g-strings'!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA or maybe 'ok...blow into ur f-holes' hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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That is nice but it looks rather large. Or maybe that's just the camera angle.

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good call right there^

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no everybody kept taking it and putting it on over their pants and stretching it out. it used to be way smaller.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
you should knit a condom dude.

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put it in the wash, im sure it will shrink back down.

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that shits gonna be itchy like herpes.

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Or you could put it on an overly sized fat bitch to make it look smaller... or to lose track of it all together.

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Hahhaah, that's awesome.

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nice

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nice job on it dude but the wool will soak up juices and smells and that would be pretty raunchy to be pulling off a chick after a day of wearing it

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thats pretty sweet, you should knit a bra to go with them

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its been done

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HAHAHAHA...thats soooo funny. would you mind posting how you did it man cause i'd love to knit one of those for my gf for valentine's hahaha

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I'm not sure any girl would wear it. The point of a thong is usually to eliminate pantylines. I wouldn't imagine this would do that. I bet though that you could sell a bunch if you key your marketing tactics on the raunchy juices and smells.

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too big.. unless its for your mom..

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Yep, now just try to give it to Leskinen

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^ shut up, your a fag your not supposed to love women, your supposed to love long hard cock buried deep inside your anus- Lateralis commenting on ATLANTASKI talking about women

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^more like ass-flossin'

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
dude i have that shirt ur wearing

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Hey man I wasn't even thinking of Pete O' when I did this....plus I wasn't even the one who came up with the idea.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
dude i knit a pink one and a blue one, both very soft, and i knit bikinis and bras and shit, chicks like them.

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yeah I can't figure out how to make bras. I can only make hats and G-Strings.

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'Your father is the one that says fuck all the time, I say shit,'
-my mom
 
heres how i do it. you knit rows of 3 stiches with 2 and 1/2 mm needles. this will be the back strap, once you hit about the armit area you add 2 stiches evry time until you get the desired height.at the top you give the yarn about 1 1/2 feet of slack or so so you make a giant loop, then knit thenext row with the giant loop still at the top. take 2 stiches off every time until you get to the bottom (3 stiches) then knit a few rows and repeat.

the big loop should go like this:

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I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
shit it messed up mayebe this will work

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I'm White?

Fuck him, fuck his teeth, and fuck his coats
-mommy

 
u should start an ebay store and sell em on there

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