I just...

[Smuffy]

got picked up at the police station at 4 in the morning after blowing a .09. (not driving though) that is all.

inb4 cool story hansel/bro/guy

 

[GayWolf420]

Pretty cool story, bro.

 

[mattster]

who picked you up?

how'd you get caught?

.9? holy fuck youre gonna die!

 

[jibnut]

Me and Etienne just played a whole bunch of soundbites of Lions growling and roaring to try and get my kitten scurred. It worked. REALLY FUN SATURDAY NIGHT IN WA.........

 

[mattster]

you're mean and your bra is made of coconuts.

 

[Smuffy]

who-my padre

how-our dd was driving a friends car with a broken taillight, and my other friend was slurring words. dumbass hahaha

.9=/=.09

 

[jibnut]

LOLOLOLOL

 

[Abc567def]

well i'm jealous, sounds like you and the french man had quite the adventure to say the least!

 

[jibnut]

It gets better. But I'll save that story for a rainy day.

 

[mattster]

ah, i totally fucked up...

.09 isnt that drunk is it? like. 4 beers? Im not exactly sure how the whole BAC thing works.

 

[Abc567def]

Can i make hot coco, stoke a fire and we can curl up on my couch while you tell me???!

 

[-Mugatu]

the legal limit is .08, but your close lol, I had 4 beers and blew a .08

 

[nutsnbolts]

was this you?

 

[cultrara]

pics or you didnt just

 

[SCOO-WOOP]

I just....
stopped caring.

 

[dex.]

 

[ORDEAL]

I JUST POOPED.

 

[cooper.fry]

ME TOO.

 

[gus555]

ME THREE

 

[garrettwiz]

MI 4

 

[Ski_Alot]

mi 5

 

[maximiliaan]

me five

 

[little1337]

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that spells 'this" in balrog language

 

[Uncle.Badness]

Smufyyyyyyyyyy