I just turned my oven on at 3am to have a snack.

[JAHBRADOR]

i just turned my oven on at 3am after a night out (v.drunk/cunted) to have a snack, do not let me fall asleep and forget to turn it off.

 

[iFlip]

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[1337]

GUYS! FUCK! WE'RE FAILING WE HAVE A JOB TO DO

Member JAHBRADOR

Currently online and idle for 4 minutes ( ? )

EVERYONE TALK LOUD SO HE DOESNT GET TIRED

 

[Sophistication.]

jhkfhdsflahfksfhgd

 

[1337]

FUCK OP, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

JAHBRADOR

Currently

online and idle for 7 minutes

 

[CheddarJack]

hopefully this'll keep you up. Just don't stare at it too long, cuz you'll probably end up passing out from a seizure. Then it would've yielded the complete wrong result.

 

[Pikachu.]

sorgfoidugbvosdmufhgcnuyhbnmgfcb gosfvosnbf

i died

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

WAKE THE FUCK OP. YOU GOTTA STAY AWAKE SO YOU CAN HAVE THAT DELICIOUS SNACK YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL NIGHT.

 

[Alistair.]

British?

 

[1337]

SHIETTTTTTT

Member

JAHBRADOR

Currently

offline

 

[CheddarJack]

FUUAAACKKKK

GET BACK ON JAHBRADOR!

LOG ON TO NS SO WE KNOW YOU'RE AWAKE!

 

[1337]

well, at least we know we tried :'(

 

[Bill.Nye]

Well, he's dead.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

tomorrows headlines:

house burned down with owner inside, alcohol involved.

 

[1337]

oven to blame

 

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[crab_pretzel]

*ns

 

[Bill.Nye]

"Owner survives, only injury 2 broken ankles"

 

[1337]

sw cork 9 to blame

 

[Ribss.]

Yeah he died.

 

[1337]

i can't blame anything with such a vague statement

 

[CheddarJack]

RIP JAHBRADOR

MAY 11, 2010 - OCTOBER 20, 2012

 

[Bill.Nye]

Blame the chemikals

 

[1337]

Blame it on the Al-al-alcohol

 

[Dragonite.]

So will the headstone say "JAHBRADOR" or "OP"?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

That's that happens when they get up your butt

 

[Jake...]

threads for how this plays out

 

[sagaskier1967]

this

 

[Mister.F]

NOOOO!! Hopefully its an electric oven and he didnt make totinos pizza rolls

 

[1337]

I LOVE TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!

^this will SURELY wake him up

 

[Spinoza]

WAKE UP! WAKE UP MOTHER FUCKED!!!

 

[Spinoza]

IT'S LN FIRE -THE HOUSE

 

[little1337]

FUCK THIS SHIT!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

FUCK SHIT, WAKE UP

SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIIIIIIIT

 

[Spinoza]

1337's do you share the same computer?

 

[1337]

no, he's on his laptop upstairs

but I'm telling on him for swearing. MOOOOMMMMMM

 

[Spinoza]

Hahaha

 

[Spinoza]

Hearts don't worn on mobile fuck that shit (insert heart here and on previous 2 posts)

 

[TRASHY.]

really jamjam? tattle tale

 

[1337]

nah, he's a bro

just brought him some totinos pizza rolls

 

[Jblz]

alright so we can really assume hes dead now

 

[BlackCupid]

He was so young

 

[Bill.Nye]

He's a mod, they're the narcs of the internet.

 

[Peter.]

THE ROOF THE ROOF THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

 

[Kucher]

yo dude, turn off that toaster oven manbro

 

[SacZiplock]

HIS ROOF IS ON FIYA !

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

ha, my old roommate did this a couple of times. woke up to an apartment full of smoke with a hockey puck/remnants of a tombstone pizza in the oven.

 

[SickJib_Brit]

Oh my god hes dead! :OBut threads to see what his reaction is... If he isn't dead...

 

[penguin_steeze]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[NinetyFour]

If his karma graph is any resemblance of his pulse... He just might be alive.

 

[Darth.Maul]

Apparently the oven was blown up by officials during the incident. Now it is nowhere to be found.

 

[1337]

alta ski patrol to blame