I just turned my oven on at 3am to have a snack.

.....so its 8am, i have risen from the firey inferno that is my kitchen floor, the oven IS STILL ON. Luckily the pizza is still next to me on the floor.

Newschoolers, you have done your job, by some devine power, you made me stop on the brink of death and fall asleep.

For this miracle, EVERYONE THAT COMMENTED GETs KARMA.

Peace and Love.

JAHBRADOR
 
Lucky, I once tried to cook a pie drunk, set the oven to grill by accident... set pie on fire

housemate woke up to smoke in the kitchen... found me passed out on the floor.. needless to say the pie was no more and we had to get a new oven.....
 
HE'S RISEN!
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Hollywood, get on this stat. I see a record breaking blockbuster in the making.

"The Rise of the Phoenix" or some shit like that.
 
Last week i came back to my flatmate asleep in his room with a pizza in the oven.

Pizza was cooked to perfection so i munched it right down. Flatmate woke up the next morning scared shitless about leaving the oven on to find everything was off and no pizza.

I got a free pizza at 3am and he thanked me for turning the oven off. win-win
 
14125438:Turd__Authority said:
Wow NS saved a life once
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Lots of firsts on NS for me: first time having my life saved, first kiss, first meme, first time busting a nut on tinychat thanks to hippy, jane6 and minggs' boobs. The list could go on forever.
 
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