Dear Mr. Threadmaker,
I'm writing this to let you know that I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK that you smoked on your porch by yourself. I don't know if you realize this, but you have no friends. Sorry for the negativety, but I'd be lying if I told you that I don't want to punch you in the face. I hope snake bites off your balls so you never have kids.
Please help NS and leave. I usually try to refrain from being this negative, but jesus man you are such a fucking dolt i couldnt resist