I just saw Santa!!

I saw Santa and an elf on twins the other day. I laughed and made a comment about the twins and the elf said "Yeah, we don't fuck around." I couldn't stop cracking up. Then they gave me candy.

Hahahah, that's a true story, I think they were ski instructors tasked with giving candy around the mountain for the day.
 
today up at the mountain, SANTA was there! i sat on his lap (even tho it said kids only 10 and under) and made a wish that i would get a new ipod because my 20 gig broke! if i dont get it im about to go onto his block in the north pole and pop some caps not even joking...
 
yeah i saw santa also, i was taking this major shit at J C pennys and guess what the son of a bitch was in the stall right next to me doin the same damn thing!.
 
yea he stopped at my house not to long ago, we chilled and drank some beers. he said this years deliverys have been a bitch cause of the increasing cost of raindeer food. its up to 90 $ a barrel , wtf
 
He's way to fast for pics when he's driving that sled. But I'm sure there's a few on here who got their pic with him, so, proof for ya.
 
theres this old dude at my mountain with a big white beard always dressed as santa around this time of year.......he always skis around like whistling and stuff.........and he gives out candy canes if you ask
 
i heard that K-mart bout Pete Olenick (cuz he's dirty as they are) so Target, Wal-mart, and the big K are having a pro-skiier death match
 
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