I just ran 6 miles across burlington home drunk!

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djikstra

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jeah, I was at this party and the only hot chicks there were being hardcore macked so I was like you fuck this and I just ran across burlington (from shelburne road to my house at the very end of north ave) and its 315 in the morning, its like 6 miles and I did it in 45 mins i think which means i just ran 6 7.5 min miles drunk... I'm pretty amped right now cause I'm super outta shape and feel like I'm unatheletic but now I'm pumped, I'm ramblin cause I'm drunk, I was also sketched out cause this girl got kidnapped at killed last saturday so I kept lookin behind me cause I went thorugh like every sketchy part of town. shittttt jeah. I'm peacing fucking tired and fucked up as hell. ski season soon eh?! I'm ampedc jeah! ite night all,

LJ
 
i was at this kids house in richmond and it was 300 ft from where they found the body, he drove by it every day for a week until they found it
 
thats actually a pretty solid drunk story.

i dunno what it is, but whenever i'm drunk i walk ultra fast. soooo wierd, cuz you'd expect yourself to be super lazy and uncoordinated.
 
im my first year of college durring frosh week i ran home after being at the bar, about a solid 20-30 minute run. i spend the next full day in bed because i was a)hungover and b)no able to move my legs. it was rough, but so worth it.
 
dude, same thing happened to me last week after the swollen members show at the venue in slc, me and my homie got abandoned and it was like 2 in the morning so nobody would pick us up so we had to walk like 6 miles back to the university, and then we spent all our money on mexican food so we diddnt have enough money for taxi, then after that like 5 cop cars rolled up cuz aparently we matched the description of 2 guys who robbed a 7-11 so we had to sit on the curb and get hassled and questioned for like 1/2 hr, then the cops like where r u guys headed and were like back to school, and instead of offering to give us a ride cuz were still like 4 miles out he goes "o well uve got one hell of a walk then" then all the cops left and we walked all the way back, it was soooo gay.
 
drunk runs are awswome. I used to always get wasted in town and run back to campus. Thats how i get in shape for soccer.
 
bahaha same shit happened to me in ottawa... fuckin ran from Meadowlands to fuckin Third Ave at 4am cause i wanted to sleep in my own bed, i was ripped and scared when i was walking near forested areas.
 
i have a tendancy to start running when i am drunk and it never turns out good. last time i ran into a car and cut my finger to the bone on the broken side view mirror adn then proceeded to bleed all over my dorm. and the next morning i awoke to the RA's banging on my door and asking if i had been shot. wich led to a terrible alcoholics class and bumed finger.
 
Props on running real fast. Burlington isn't really that sketchy, only the Old North End, but there are stretches on North Ave right next to Old North End, so props for running past the most ghetto place in Vermont. I find when I run when I'm high i just forget to get tired.
 
hahaha i was running the other night through my boarding school parking lot to the woods to smoke a bowl... and ate the hardest shit ever. all i could think was ohh shit, i hope my friend will wait for me hahaha
 
haha reminds me of the time over the summer i got wasted, and we wanted to smoke too. so being the only one in shape (in the middle of soccer training) i ran two miles to my friends house and back to pick up an 8th. i remember i left at seven, and my friend was leaving soon and said we needed to smoke by 8. i got back almost exactly at 8 and i even blazed a quick bowl while i was there. the entire way there is deep inside the forest, so incredibly sketchy.
 
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