I just put bengay on my balls.

M

montageskier

Active member
Oh my god the pain is so bad. I just put it on my legs, and then washed it off my hands, and once my hands were dry, i scratched me balls and now like 5 minutes later my balls are burning.
 
haha, ya, i got my friend to put icy hot all over his balls and nipples, haha it was funny.
 
my soocer team payed a kid to put 1/2 a tude of icy hot on his balls. It was one of the most funny things i have ever seen
 
ive never used it, but i have heard stories from my friend when he put it on his legs and it rubbed onto his balls, he said it hurt really bad
 
This isnt my first time doing it so i knew what to expect but it hurts. My first time my frined said it felt good and i didnt no what bengay did so i put it on and i got some in my dick hole. Talk about burn. Then one time i told my friend to do it and he didnt no what it did so he did it and came running out of my house and he did the stop drop and roll in my front yard.
 
what concerns me though is you've had it in your dick hole, for christ's sake why weren't you more careful this time?
 
hahahahaha

reminds me of the time i chopped a bunch of raw hot peppers without gloves... and then like itches my eye... and basically i managed to get my entire body into the most horribley uncomfortable burning sensation i've ever experienced, worse than i time i fell into a fire pit.
 
This guy named Tim got bet 40 bucks to put A535 up his asshole, he did it, and he paid dearly for it, I almost felt sorry for him.
 
i got like really old bengay on the tip, and i didnt think it would do anything, so i started riding my bike somewhere (this was like 2 years ago, i was like 15 or so) and it started killllllingh i had to turn back.
 
I work at a hotel and we were bored at work one night and we looking for something to do. So banquets guys and me walk inothte kitchen and the cooks are eating ice cream so naturally we want ice cream too. We asked nicley and they said no. So i told them I would do Jackass for ice cream. So the cooks look at each other and laugh and one goes to his kit and gets a bottle out. He pours about a shot worht inot a paper ketchup cup and gives it to me to drink. The bottle looked llike tabasco sauce so I was pretty cocky and was sure i was gonna down it and that be that. I downed the shot and looked at the cooks and laughed and asked if that was all they got. As soon as i said that my eyes started to well up uncontrolably and my mouth began to burn. It was so bad that it looked like I was bawling like a baby and my mouth was on fire. They gave me ice cream true to thier word. But i didn't enjoy it cause it cooled my mouth and my taste buds were scorched off. Any way they tell me that it is this belize fire pepper shit that is made from the hotest pepper in the world. So finally my mouth cools down and i work the rest of the night with a little tingling sensation in my mouth. WEEELL at about 500am the next morning i wake up with my gut in the worst fucking feeling i have ever felt. it felt as though someone had turned them inside out. I went to have a shit but nothing came out so I crawled back inot bed. Then at about 700 am i reawoke with the same feeling but when i went to have a shit i fucking exploed. It was worse then the worse liqour shits you have ever experineced and burn. My asshole and rim was on fire for the next 3 hours cause of the peper sauce and there was nothing i could do. So i laid in bed with my ass breathing fire for the next 3 hours.

moral of the story NEVER eat anything untill you knw what it is.
 
so iknow what the whole part of your body burning feeling and you can't do ne thing feels like.

I feel your pain
 
haha we did that to this kid at windells last year we made him eat a crab load of wasabi and he ended up puking it all up along w. the dinner he had just had, soo nasty
 
this one time, your mom had some of that numbing cold sore stuff in her mouth, and went down on me, I couldn't feel my johnson for a week
 
I've been to belize

and you don't need to use muscle relaxer only in organized sports...which I play but anyway the point is one time I pust tiger balm on my hamstrings...and it slowly worked it's sensation up my legs, around my groin, and thouroughly grasbed my balls
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top