I JUST MADE MILK

[CHORIZO]

two weeks ago i was chillin without a shirt, as usual. I suctioned a waterbottle to my nipple and kinda did a pumping motion. I saw a little white dribble on the end so i was like "oh". I proceded to squeeze my nip and about a pea size drop of milk accumulated on my nipple. I am really proud of myself. I know it isnt bcuz of a pimple cuz i have done it serveral times since then, but i guess the only real way to find out is a taste test.

 

[GayWolf420]

c'mon dude, we don't need to know you tasted your own jizzums. Nice cover-up story, though.

 

[crotchvent]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[CHORIZO]

Pics or it didn't happen.

i emptied myself out today. maybe tomorrow i can make a gif for the pinknames

 

[crotchvent]

i emptied myself out today. maybe tomorrow i can make a gif for the pinknames

A gif would be even better.

 

[CHORIZO]

A gif would be even better.

pm me pinknames

 

[Filet-O-Fish]

OP you actually delivered.

This is weird as fuck

God I love NS.

 

[Chubz.]

mfw i read this thread

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

OP is pregs

 

[crotchvent]

Your child is going to go hungry.

 

[steezysteeze]

This thread was just what I was looking for in masturbatory material.

 

[Mingg]

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HAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OP.

 

[CHORIZO]

HAHAHA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, OP.

i just wanna start by saying when we have kids, i can provide the sustinance for our newborn

 

[-emile-]

I haven't been on NS in weeks and this is what I come back to ?

what the fuck

 

[Dadcore]

I have never seen a man more deserving of cookies

 

[CashmereCat]

Nope. Nope. Nope.

 

[CHORIZO]

I haven't been on NS in weeks and this is what I come back to ?

what the fuck

the off season has been tougher for some of us

 

[Deepskier]

da fuq

 

[Deepskier]

Official doctors note: OP has small set of testicals in chest

 

[soulskier]

You may want to consult with your OBGYNO

 

[profa_212]

I want to know if I can....but I also don't want to suction my nipple till milk comes out.

 

[.Hugo.]

Ihavetheweirdestboner.gif

 

[steezburgereddie]

I have never seen a man more deserving of cookies

And he can make his own milk to dip them in.

 

[robbinJAHood]

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what the fucking hell

 

[SFB]

i knew a kid in middleschool who could do that

 

[pat_in_the_hat]

how long were you using the waterbottle for? I wanna try

 

[.Morton]

If it gets discovered that all men can produce milk from their nipples will they start censoring shirtless guys on tv?

 

[ThaLorax]

WTF. I wonder if that has anything to do with testosterone/estrogen levels?

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

 

[MothaHucker]

I haven't been on NS in weeks and this is what I come back to ?

what the fuck

right there with you.....

 

[a_burger]

wtf ns

 

[Peter.]

fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG

 

[CHORIZO]

how long were you using the waterbottle for? I wanna try

you just kinda suction it and do a lil pumping without breaking the seal. it took me like a minute, just keep going till youve perked up

 

[Dadcore]

fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG

$5 for malk straight from Op's nips all proceeds go to revitalize NSG

 

[integralmgmt]

hahah the best...

 

[HamFaceGirl]

lolol omg OP is girl

 

[DrZoidberg]

Isn't that a sign of infection?

 

[SKI.ING]

fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG

Yes!

 

[chicknfriedsteak]

I'm mildly disturbed

 

[byubound]

This thread will go down in history. Congrats OP

 

[ThaLorax]

 

[I_Am_Mod]

hahaha, haven't laughed so hard at something in nsg for a while

@chorizo, i have a new icecream maker and am interested in buying your produce, how do we work something out ?

 

[CHORIZO]

@chorizo, i have a new icecream maker and am interested in buying your produce, how do we work something out ?

We need to invest in the proper equipment

 

[statuswhitegirl]

fucking incredible thread

this will lead to the revitalization of NSG

my thoughts exactly

 

[.Rybak.]

Are you going to be selling it?

 

[numnuts]

I can do the same but it's a little less milky and comes out in a little bit bigger quantities

 

[spliff.Life]

man nipple milk.

threads

 

[GayWolf420]

Admins, please archive this.

 

[Japaneezy]

soft core

 

[miroz]

Where's milk_man and why can't he do this?

 

[itzki]

It's called male lactation. Also the below article cites a source that says a dude with a tumor of the pituitary gland started lactating in Canada back in 2010. Maybe you should consult a doc about this. Apparently starvation can also bring about male lactation. Therefore ns can make a milkman factory of starving boys squeezing milk from the nips.

Yum.
http://www.livescience.com/45732-can-men-lactate.html

other articles:
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/strange-but-true-males-can-lactate/
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2011/05/man_milk.html