I just heard the dopest story about me ever

t-man152

t-man152

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I just found out that the night I was born in May in Paris (which isnt a petrticularly cold place) the night I was born it snowed.

which hasnt happened since and hadnt happened in over 50 years at the time.

that might be the coolest birth story for someone who skis. unless you were born while your mom was doing a Rodeo 7 or something
 
i was born dead...the ambilical cord was rapped around my neck and i was blue...made my mommy pretty scared
 
i was born on christmas night and apparently it snowed the night i was concieved...i smiled and gagged when i heard that
 
ya man fuck babies i toss those little bastards out of the window when no one's looking worthless peices of shit, wy would god invent something like that
 
i almost died about 3 times between when i was born and like a year later.. i had a really soft throat and if i was laid down i couldnt breathe.
 
kid in my class was telling us how he was born in a millitary airplane, and we were like, uhh, bullshit
 
my sister was concieved on the bicentenial of america... that fact makes me want to puke but i figured id share
 
The hospital was full were I was supposed to be born. So my parents were told to go to another. My parents didn't know were this hospital was. So they asked a homeless person were it was. My parents were in a hurry so my dad asked him to hop in and show them. He did.

I made it in time.

My dad says I was named after him.

But my mom says I was named after ST paul were I was born.
 
My dad was speeding on the highway to get me to the hospital, and got pulled over, and then got a police escort there...and then I was born...on Easter morning...so it's kind of like I'm Jesus and ressurecting.
 
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