I just had a chat with some LDS guys on my front porch.

mtbakerteacher

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I told them about atheism, they want to come back and chat sometime. They are now talking to my neighbor, brother of NS's Tim Mcchesney (Ben, not Brett).

I feel bad for them, it's really cold and one of them stepped in some dog throwup on my front porch. :(
 
are you on his good or bad side? haha i would imagine you can't get away with much at your place
 
oh i need to slow down and read the titles better...

i thought this thread was gunna be a funny story about guys on LSD
 
me too.

a few nights ago i woke up to my dog barking, so i looked outside and there was a cruizer parked

in the end of my driveway and a cop walking around my house. i called the station to ask if they had anyone in my area, and they didn't. so im just hoping its my neighbor looking for his dog or something.

 
thats sketch as fuck! you shoulda told em there was a random cop walking around your crib cause thats trusspassing with out a warrant for absolutley no reason.
 
That was me guys.
Have I told NS what Jesus can do for them?
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My broski and I reppin' it hard. Be as cool as us someday.
 
Well it's a good thing I believe in the fundamentals! Will I don't think you're up to it. Your skis are far too large, if you know what I mean.
 
wait, correct me if i'm wrong but i thought there was a mormon church across from WWU's campus in bham....? i know we have a church of scientology in fairhaven...
 
i have a lot of respect for the missionaries, because that job sucks. for anyone who has ever done sales, cold calling is a tough thing. to do it at someone's house, and to be selling your views instead of a product has to be so difficult, and they do it with a smile and a backpack.

when i lived in wisco, we were helping a neighbor push a car out of a snowbank, and my buddy started asking them if they wanted to hear the good word about the church of jesus christ of latter day saints and they said no and that they would get the car out by themselves. they just left it half on the curb until the snow melted.
 
aaaaaaaaaaand BAN!
but really watch what you say, jKutcher and Hurty will rip you a new one just a fair warning right here
 
in college whenever one of our fraternity brothers pissed us off, we would just order the book of morman under thier name so they would get forever hasseled.

i was at home one time when they came to my parents house i was actually leaving for slc in a couple of days. they asked me if i liked it out there i said yeah utah is greaT EXCEPT FOR ALL THE GOD DAMN MORMANS they gave me a puzzled look
 
haha me and a bunch of my buddies were drinking beer and working on my car last summer and a couple lds guys came by to talk to us. We offered them beer. They said no. Both of my buddies went to catholic school all of their lives so they were fucking with these guys hard. then they gave us a book.
the end.
 
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