I just got the shit scared out of me

AdSkiAm

AdSkiAm

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yeah....so i was driving home after skiing for the day on a 4 lane limited access highway, so i was going like 60. there was a car ahead of me by about 300 yards so i had my lights on low beem and they arnt that good so i couldn't see ahead very far. all of a sudden i see this figure come into form out of the darkness. (now i was kinds of sleepy from skiing so i was diving on "auto-pilot") as i see this i was like "whats that?...holy shit its a person!!!" as i quikly decide to swerveas he just stood there and looked at me. even when i passed him a few feet away it seemed like he didnt even flinch at all...just stood there.

so once i realize what just happened i called the police to report it. im just glad that there was not anyone beside on in the other lane or else it could have gotten ugly.
 
Holy crap, that was almost the theory of evolution at work right there, props to the clueless guy standing on the road.
 
arghah! thats creepy man. you shoulda swerved to miss him, but then open your door and smack him with it as you went by. teach him a lesson for being a creepy dude
 
i'm sure in the split second he had to swerve to get out of the guy's path he was thinking wow this guy deserves to be smacked with something, but how? hmmmmm, well i could smack him with my door as I drive by him in the next .05 seconds
 
its like that movie were the guy is goin on the bridge or mabye it was a girl i dunno but he saw the chick on the bridge and then swerved and then went crazy or somthin
 
i have a plan similar to that but only im gonna hide in the bushes at night and when the groomer comes up the mountain run im gonna walk out infront of it with a big foot costume, or maybe ill rent an alien costume and walk out of the trees from one side of the run into the trees on the other side.

then ill have a friend videotape the glazed over eyes of the groom operator has he tries to comprehend what happened.
 
i need to find where to rent a big foot costume and a digital video camera. and i need to go to a mountain that is remote so the big foot costume would at least be believable.
 
just got to a party store and buy one of those black gorilla suits... my friend has one and i am going to steal it and ski in it to show people true gorilla steeze
 
^yeah thats what i was thinging b/c it looked like he was on his cell phone. you know...talking to the girl that just dumped him
 
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