I just got pwned by a shopping cart...

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[]Soul_Steeze[]

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so i had to run to walmart for some stuff and so i get there and park and everything. i see a basket and of course i have to do the little run fast and then hop and lean forward on it and ride it...so i do that and then the front wheels pop off the ground really fast and im like "oh crap!!!" i had my feet on the little basket down below and i pull them out just in time to trip over a curb and bust it all over the asphalt. ruined one of my favorite hats, broke my headphones, got dirt all over my shirt, and bruised my ego like crazy cuz i get up and theres a bunch of black guys gathered around this car just lookin at me (count to 3) then they just bust out laughin...

sparknotes: i ate it while riding a shopping cart and ruined my hat and headphones
 
that'll teach you for trying to have fun. shit like that happens to me all the time when i try to do something i used to do when i was 5. fuck murphy's law.
 
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