I just got a text from an olympic gold medalist.

[Get.Kronk]

/claim

 

[.frenchy]

who?

 

[Sklar]

story time please

 

[jorb.co]

pics

or

it

probably still happened

but show me a picture

becasue i dont beleive you

well i kind of do

 

[skiminnesota]

orly?

 

[HIT]

probly bilodeau

 

[skiminnesota]

SO MUCH WIN!

 

[Get.Kronk]

Billy Demong, Who is the first and only American to get a Gold medal in the Nordic Combined event (ski jumping and classic nordic) is doing promotional stuff with the company my dad runs the HR for, Avaya. I'm sick, and just recieved

"Hey man, hand in there and get well! Your dad tells me u are hell on wheels in hockey, keep it up! Billy Demong, Gold Medalist, USA Nordic"

It's whatev though, no big deal really..

 

[wesley.]

i was hoping nastia luken... and i dont even think she won gold

 

[Get.Kronk]

 

[skiminnesota]

well, here i was hoping for Lindsy Vonn

 

[omIV]

I got to spend 2 hours interviewing four olympians, including a medalist, all of whom attend my college.

/claim

proof: http://dartreview.blogspot.com/2010/04/latest-issue-of-review-just-out-today.html

 

[Scott0_robot0]

hahahahaha

 

[omIV]

its okay i got you covered. check the signature.

 

[BEARS.]

i was hoping for shawn johnson.

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

oh...

 

[Get.Kronk]

Me too.

 

[skiminnesota]

jeeze im whoring this thread. lololololololol

 

[BenWhit]

that just made me really happy, for some odd fucking reason

 

[quixotic]

more like... SO MUCH WIN!

 

[Mooserz]

me three

 

[PadDONski]

me four but i wish she be txing me

 

[Zump.]

She can vault...right onto my dick

 

[ski_ing]

me 2...........

 

[No_Dub]

Your sig = I'm hard now.

 

[BenWhit]

heard she packed on a few pounds.

 

[Zump.]

No way, I imagine shes training for summer Olympics in 2 years?

Care to shed some light on that?

 

[BenWhit]

i remember hearing it last year, but it may have been a nasty rumor. regardless of her weight, i would smash no doubt. i would assume shes back training now though

 

[molsongolden]

my friend (girl) took pics getting spanked with a paddle by olympic figure skaters (dudes) at a bar in denver /claim

 

[BenWhit]

thats just fine

 

[Sklar]

my friend's brother, may or may not have dated her

 

[ECB]

I jerked off to a picture of Shawn Johnson /claim

 

[Get.Kronk]

He was on my dads phone so i had to know who it was...

 

[-Mugatu]

I wonder if thats how he ends all of his texts....

 

[Nathn]

Shaun White?

 

[Zump.]

WOAH. DUDE.

https://newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/376205/page/5/

 

[BenWhit]

hahahaha good lord

 

[pmw]

fuck. look at those legs...

 

[ECB]

just chop them off and where the bone is coming out, proceed to fuck

 

[pmw]

mmmmmmbone marrow

 

[infedel_one]

an olympic gold medalist taught me to ski /claim
well it was around 30 years ago lawlz

 

[Get.Kronk]

Does a nordic guy think anybody knows who the fuck he is? adding the last bit just makes sure its not some random ass guy named billy

 

[skiminnesota]

jeeze if were gonna claim olympic gold

One of Lindsey Vonn's childhood coaches has compared my sister to Vonn

sup

 

[ECB]

is your sister by chance, idk, hot?

 

[skiminnesota]

knowing your standards - i better not answer

shes 9

 

[Get.Kronk]

Eternally

Creepin

Bitches.

that should be what your name stands for.

 

[ECB]

im not that low. that is matthew kent smida low. if you dont know him, which you probably dont, good.

 

[Get.Kronk]

Although you did say you want to change the age of consent to 12...

 

[skiminnesota]

well

thats a relief.

hahaha

 

[ECB]

yes, 12, not 9.

at 12 some girls get boobs

at 9, they are learning to read and write and stuff

 

[bobandy]

how is this for a claim? I competed against billy in US nationals three weeks ago and beat him.

oh and I also competed at the olympics and got zero medals, so theres that