I just got a text from an olympic gold medalist.

[steezyjibber]

I was hoping for Shawn Johnson as well.

 

[molsongolden]

recognizeeeeeeee

 

[ECB]

how is this for a claim? I competed against myself in two seperate time trials to see how quickly i can ejaculate. I won with a time of 1 minute and 3 seconds

 

[cornholio]

what is he telling you to do with your hand?

 

[Lemuel]

ECB, you truely are a fucked up person hahaha. Every one of your posts in this thread made me chuckle, but not in a good way.

 

[theBearJew]

she didnt win gold, but the Chinese gold medalists got stripped of their gold cus they were too young.. so if she got silver it counts lol

 

[Get.Kronk]

meant to say hang in there, not hand woops

 

[rickroller]

oh my god its him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[toominator]

I think he missed out the part where he says "I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.."

 

[bobandy]

talk about the best day of his life, winning olympic gold and then a few hours later proposing to his girlfriend, who said yes.

in front of a bunch of americans and one canadian (me)

 

[414.]

my friend's girlfriend's sister won a bronze.

 

[steezyjibber]

my dad's friend's cousin's brother's brother is will ferrel

 

[Oh_So_Hyphy]

the things i would do to her