I just got a 284 page SKI magazine in the mail...

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This thing is bigger than than my fucking math book! It better have something decent in it too, cause I'm gonna be pissed if I read this whole thing and get nothing out of it!

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have fun.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
It's a SKI agazine!

and if Davey and Waldo ever gets this big, be sure to kick me in the nuts at least once for every page that had a gay ad on it for no reason...

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Their not usually that interesting but SKI/Skiing can provide some really good reviews on mountains or other shit like that.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
no, there's a little park in it. i read em in the library yesterday. t-hall is in 1 of em, and it showed vail.

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Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
241 pages yes, but 172 of them are ads for Vail or childrens ski carriers.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
No, Warren Miller's section is on the last page (not including the ads on either side of the back cover) and the page number is 284. That doesn't include the 20 some page aspen book amd the vail book and the ski canada book that is in it...

it's fucking rediculous. they sold out entirely (which isn't anything new, just my anger has been renewed)

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they have some park info sometimes, and also, its a huge 2005 equimpent review

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ski/skiing = warren miller lovers

freeze/powder/skier/freeskier = people who dont love warren miller

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
dude, waren miller is the man. dude's been with skiing since who knows how long. show respect for your elders.

and the only part of ski i read anymore is warren millers stories, those are pretty cool.

but prepare to be disapointed, most of those pages are just beer ads, and useless info on the best (ie most expensive) hotel rooms in ski land

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warren miller is one of the original freeskiers, show some respect.

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yeah man I once got a free issue of Rolling Stone in the mail and didnt pay them jack, but 3 years later I still get it every month. I hate Rolling Stone.

www.libertyskis.com
 
i used to get ski in the mail because im a bronze medallion member of delta skymiles and they send you random magazines, last year i got a whole subscription of that shit and it made great TP

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

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I respected the guy until skibrdginbitch was telling me how she 'dated' him for her two weeks at camp. Hahaha god, I dont know whether to feel worse about skibrdginbtch being an idiot, or TJ and his new batch of STD's- dspin7x
 
thats fuckin insane that they would make a magazine that big, is it any good?

-Matty

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Usually the whopper magazine is the resort review guide right? They talk about park and bigger lines more and more every year though. Face it, they are never going to give up on their groomer stories though.

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Yeah, it's the big resort guide, but it's twice as big as it was last year and twice as horrible...

They don't even have pictures of skiing and I don't feel like reading the whole thing so I pretty much just tossed it aside...

There was a really awesome ad for Vail tho, really creative and it made me want to ski. That's about it...

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I'm a fucking NS GOD!!

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